I Can Live with It...Ranking the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Episodes...Part III

by The Octopus Man

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The endurance test continues. Hopefully, you've enjoyed reading the first two parts of this five-part series. I imagine if you haven't, you probably won't be reading this. We're continuing to rank the episodes of the underrated 90's sci-fi series Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, for no real reason. It's just fun for me (and hopefully for you).

Once again, the methodology - this list features 173 entries. The episodes of the series were originally aired in 173 parts. Three of those were two-hour presentations, which means technically 176 episodes were produced (you'll see that number here and there). I'm counting each two-parter that didn't air as one long episode separately, but the two-hour episodes are counted as one entry each, since splitting them wasn't what the producers intended. So there...

Part I | Part II

105. "Tears of the Prophets" - Season 6, Episode 26 (6/17/98)

"His baseball...he took it with him." - Maj. Kira Nerys

This is a frustrating episode. It's one the of the most impactful tales the series ever told, but outside factors and some strange narrative decisions definitely hamstrung it. Maybe the situation with Terry Farrell's contract simply couldn't be helped, who knows? But her departure was narratively problematic in this episode. I understand the desire to allow her to have a final scene with Worf, but having her death be so hand-wavey (literally, as that's pretty much all Dukat does to her) robs the moment of any real impact. Plus, the episode had really laid it on thick up until this point, what with Worf and Dax's baby plans and Bashir and Quark's icky reaction to them. Aside from this, there's some cool sequences. The battle for the Chin'toka system is pretty awesome, as the series continued to present the best space battles in the franchise's history (aside from the one at the beginning of First Contact). Also, Damar and Weyoun's quick exchange about the Pah-wraiths and the Founders is one of the best bits of dialogue in the entire series, buoyed by being delivered by two of the show's best recurring players. And Kira's line quoted above may sting more than anything else in the episode, as Sisko's baseball was well entrenched in the show's symbology by this point. Still, Jadzia's death just sorta sucks.

Trivial Note - The death chant that Worf recites over Jadzia's body is actually a real Native American death chant, translated into Klingon. There were all sorts of alternate ideas proposed for how to off Jadzia, but they were all found unworkable for various reasons. In the writers' defense, having to kill her off in the Dukat storyline while everyone else was off fighting a battle, yet still give her a final scene with Worf and keep the Dax symbiont alive was all very logistically difficult (perhaps impossible). The sudden nature of her death and another event that occurs offscreen between here and the beginning of season seven do allow for Ezri to take a role in the series, as Trills traditionally wouldn't associate with their past lives in such a way.

104. "Ties of Blood and Water" - Season 5, Episode 19 (4/14/97)

"I owed it to him. I owed it to my father...to get it right this time." - Maj. Kira Nerys

This episode has the feel of another great post-Occupation story (and is a sequel to one), but there's a roteness to it that keeps it from achieving its potential. It's still a quality character piece, mind you; it just doesn't quite reach its ceiling. Nana Visitor was always excellent at portraying a woman with so much pain in her past, and she does more good work here. I'm also glad the episode follows up on the relationship between her and Legate Ghemor that was introduced back in "Second Skin". There's something lacking in the comparison of her father's death to Ghemor's that seems to be the episode's fatal flaw. Maybe they had just worn this path too much in the previous five and a half seasons.

Trivial Note - One other thing this episode features is the marvelous Dukat/Weyoun double act. Weyoun was killed in season four's "To the Death", but Jeffrey Combs was so good in the role that the writers cooked up the idea that the Vorta were clones, just so he could return. (This actually tracks pretty well with what we knew of the Founders and the Jem'Hadar at this point). Overall, we see five Weyouns in the show, and his numerous deaths are the subject of both great humor ("'Strange Bedfellows") and great drama ("Treachery, Faith, and the Great River").

103. "Invasive Prodecures" - Season 2, Episode 4 (10/17/93)

"I feel so alone." - Lt. Jadzia Idaris

Another early Dax focused episode where Terry Farrell doesn't get to do all that much, this episode overcomes a few structural problems largely on the strength of a great guest star. John Glover has a lot on his plate here as Verad. First, unjoined Verad has to be convincingly meek, awkward, and desperate. You have to immediately buy that this character would be rejected for joining by the Trill authorities, and that he'd become so desperate that he's resort to this type of violence. Second, the joined Verad Dax has to be (nearly) a new man, and he is. He's confident and assured, full of the traits Jadzia displays (and Curzon displayed, according to the stories about him). Glover nails all of this almost effortlessly, and he really carries the episode. Farrell may not be given much, but the scene featuring the line quoted above is suitably heartbreaking. Megan Gallagher also shines as Verad's conflicted partner. All of this helps overcome the station being evacuated for the second straight episode (after "The Siege", where it's a big damn deal, and here it's just halfway mentioned in the opening narration), and Quark's selling-out of everyone else with no real consequences.

Trivial Note - I pulled Idaris from the DS9 novels, as Jadzia's pre-host family name is never mentioned on the show (Ezri's is a couple of times - Tigan), and Jadzia delivers that line after her symbiont was removed. Glover never returns to DS9, but Gallagher and fellow guest star Tim Russ are seen again. Gallagher plays one of the humans from 1947 in the awesome "Little Green Men", and Russ (who plays a Klingon mercenary here) plays Tuvok on Voyager and one episode of this show.

102. "Past Tense, Part I" - Season 3, Episode 11 (1/2/95)

"The name is Bell...Gabriel Bell." - Cmdr. Ben Sisko

This two-parter from season three is strong, on the whole, but the first half is too padded out. Most of the really important stuff happens in Part II, and too much of this episode is devoted to establishing the time period Sisko, Bashir, and Dax have found themselves in. There's a cool story here, and some trenchant social commentary; it just needed to move faster. Among the many multi-part DS9 episodes, this one feels the least like a DS9 story, as time travel and overt social commentary were more common on TOS and TNG. Of course, that this story was able to feature two humans of color be immediately detained by the authorities, while an actual extra-terrestrial was able to move about freely since she looks like a white woman, was something this series was best equipped to do.

Trivial Note - There are numerous references to the TOS classic "City on the Edge of Forever" scattered throughout this episode and the follow-up, as there are definite similarities between the two stories. We'll do the real-world timeline note now, and save the fictional world timeline note for Part II's entry. Shortly after these episodes aired, an actual proposal to create fenced-in havens for Los Angeles's homeless population was floated. This was shocking to the cast and crew, who had just produced a dystopian story where this happens in San Francisco in twenty years' time. Also, in the present-day, we're only eight years shy of this episode's "past", 2024. Given how things are going politically, I can't completely rule out the idea that those sorts of havens may not still come into existence by then.

101. "Valiant" - Season 6, Episode 22 (5/6/98)

"We're Red Squad! And we can do anything!" - Capt. Tim Watters

If only all shows full of irritating characters had the nerve to blow them all up at the end. This episode is irritating most of the way through, not all of which was intentional. The cadets are all snotty (intentional), and Jake comes off as a big lame-o when he keeps going on about his dad during his objections to the cadets' plan (not intentional). Still, I like how the story picks up on Nog's Red Squad fascination established in "Homefront" and his general desire to be accepted as a true member of Starfleet (as the only Ferengi to ever be in Starfleet, this makes perfect sense). Plus, the hero montage that airs just before everything goes to poop is note-perfect. This is the exact kind of montage you see right before the intrepid heroes do intrepid hero stuff, and the episode follows it up with almost everybody dying horribly (and fittingly). The arrogance of youth is, and will always be, an issue. I don't think even the Star Trek utopia would make it go away. In fact, it may encourage it further.

Trivial Note - To my knowledge, the show never follows up on Nog's original mission in this episode, which was to contact the Grand Nagus about helping with the war effort. It's never brought up again, and the Ferengi Alliance (shown in TNG to be a more significant military threat than they ever were in this show) is never actively seen joining the Federation/Klingon/Romulan coalition. I always thought the show should've addressed that. Also, Valiant was writer Ronald Moore's original name for the Defiant, but the higher-ups vetoed it as Voyager was about to be used for the ship in that series and they didn't want two ships that both started with a V. The name is reused here for a ship of the same design as the Defiant.

100. "The Assignment" - Season 5, Episode 5 (10/28/96)

"Strange, these corporeal bodies of yours...so fragile." - Pah-wraith in possession of Keiko O'Brien

I'm not sure anyone would've guessed when this episode aired early in season five that the Pah-wraiths would become perhaps the series' ultimate villains. Keiko returns from a trip to study the Fire Caves of Bajor (mentioned back in season one, but not seen on the show until the series finale) possessed by an unnamed Pah-wraith, and tries to blackmail O'Brien into murdering all the Prophets. In a way, this smaller-scale story works more elegantly than the grand, prophesied tale that ends the series. Keiko O'Brien is one of the few regular or recurring characters on the show to truly get shorted by the series. With just a few small exceptions, the character never really develops beyond O'Brien's wife. This isn't really Rosalind Chao's fault (unless her schedule was to blame, that I don't know), but this episode provides her with her best chance to sink her teeth into the material. She plays the Pah-wraith with the perfect amount of menace, drawing the most chills when she does something seemingly benign, like brush Molly's hair. It's a wonderful performance. Plus, Rom gets a nice spotlight, too, and that's always welcome. There are relatively few episodes that feature the Pah-wraiths as the one main story (since they're so prominent in the final arc, when ten other things are also going on). This, the first one, is the best.

Trivial Note - In The Next Generation's "Power Play", O'Brien, along with Troi and Data, is possessed by a malevolent entity, and Keiko gets caught up in the aliens' plot. Here, that situation is reversed. In season one's "The Nagus", Sisko mentions the Fire Caves to Jake, and a line was cut that would've referred to the Pah-wraiths. In an effort to tie the original story for this episode more closely into the series' overarching plot, the Pah-wraiths were resurrected for this episode, as the being that possesses Keiko was originally to be a new, different entity. Nana Visitor doesn't appear in this episode (a first for the series), as she went into labor with her and Alexander Siddig's baby at the start of production. This is also the first Trek episode to be directed by Allan Kroeker, who would later helm "Sacrifice of Angels" and "Tears of the Prophets", which would both feature huge space battles, as well as the series finales for DS9Voyager, and Enterprise, among numerous other episodes.

99. "His Way" - Season 6, Episode 20 (4/22/98)

"Talk about your cranky aliens; you two really are made for each other." - Vic Fontaine

I've mentioned several times at this point how divisive the Pah-wraith storyline is for fans of the show. One of the few other DS9 elements that could draw such strong opinions on both sides is Vic Fontaine. Vic is a holographic lounge singer who seems entirely out-of-place on this series - especially here toward the end of the show with a war going on - but who becomes a larger and larger part of the show's ensemble as it heads to the finish line. Sure, this was probably just a product of showrunner Ira Steven Behr's love of lounge jazz, but somehow Vic manages to become a not insignificant part of the show's identity, at least in my opinion. The other episodes to feature him this prominently are better, again in my opinion, but he gets a fairly solid intro here, as the man playing love guru to Odo. His appearance is particularly unexpected as this was the episode directly after "In the Pale Moonlight", one of the series' best and darkest outings. Thoughts vary on Vic Fontaine, but, in the end, he's all right by me.

Trivial Note - This character was originally dreamed up for Frank Sinatra, Jr. to play. Junior grew up a big Trek fan and was interested in taking a role on the show, but only if he could play an alien. Realizing that that would defeat the purpose of hiring him, the producers went elsewhere. After making a run at several established singers, they eventually hired James Darren, an actor/performer. He does a great job. Also, after first being obliquely introduced all the way back in season two's "The Collaborator", Odo and Kira finally become a romantic couple. Speaking of Kira, Nana Visitor did her own singing when the holographic Kira performed "Fever".

98. "The Collaborator" - Season 2, Episode 24 (5/22/94)

"I believed in you! I defended you! And Winn was right all along. And now she's gonna destroy you." - Maj. Kira Nerys

For such a spiritual people, the Bajorans can be pretty cutthroat when it comes to internal politics. This episode probably represents the tip of that iceberg, as the ongoing plotline of who would succeed the revered Kai Opaka is resolved here. Perhaps you thought the good guy Vedek who's sexing up one of the show's main characters would eventually win the day? Yeah, perhaps not. While the writers didn't go so far as to actually make Bareil a collaborator, it's definitely an interesting narrative choice to have the smugly loathsome Winn politic her way into power. Again, the show's early seasons just kept picking at post-Occupation Bajor, and Winn's a way more intriguing character than the bland Bareil, especially now that she has real power.

Trivial Note - As mentioned in the last entry, Odo's longing look at Kira when she reveals her feelings for Bareil is the first hint at his love for her. Also, the decision to have Winn become the next Kai was a last-minute change of direction. Bareil had been planned to assume the role since his character was introduced at the end of season one.

97. "Who Mourns for Morn?" - Season 6, Episode 12 (2/4/98)

"Think of me as Morn...I can't believe I just said that." - Quark

This is an amusing little episode. Morn was used for some pretty awesome little moments of comic relief throughout the series, and the show manages to squeeze a whole episode out of his "death" here. Some of the plotting in the middle is a bit tortured, but Armin Shimerman gets to shine as Quark, who actually experiences a range of emotions in this one. He's greedy, sure, but he also gets to show some legitimate sadness when it's believed that Morn is gone. Plus, he remains the eye of the storm as the episode's con artist plot starts to get crazy. This isn't an absolutely essential episode as it has no bearing on anything that comes afterward, but it is fun.

Trivial Note - Mark Allen Shepherd gets to play the Bajoran man Quark asks to sit in Morn's seat at the bar during the memorial service, as well as the big guy himself. Even in this episode, which features his character's name in the title, he goes uncredited. Also, humorously, you see the painting that Morn bought at the auction in season five's "In the Cards" in his quarters. And that portrait of Morn in the picture above is magnificent.

96. "You Are Cordially Invited..." - Season 6, Episode 7 (11/10/97)

"To this very day, no one can oppose the beating of two Klingon hearts, not even me." - Sirella

After the six-episode arc that kicks off season six, the Worf/Dax wedding episode needed to be a lot of fun, and it was. The party scene in Dax's quarters is particularly crazy, with Nog's hysterical dancing in the foreground while an important conversation goes on in the background being one of my favorite little visual gags in the entire show. And speaking of important conversations, the decision to have Odo and Kira deal with the fallout from the events of the previous three episodes off-screen at the party is a wonderfully cruel narrative choice. Whoever had that idea was a genius. Some of the drama on the way to the wedding is pretty unnecessary, and the lack of anyone from The Next Generation cast attending Worf's nuptials seems really weird, but this was a nice dessert after the main course the show had doled out over the previous six weeks.

Trivial Note - Jonathan Frakes and LeVar Burton would've appeared in this episode as Riker and La Forge, but the producers wanted to get everyone from TNG or no one. The lack of Riker and Picard in particular is very noticeable. Aron Eisenberg improvised his awesomely horrible dancing at Dax's party, and Terry Farrell improvised along with him when she joined in. In general, the party scene is delightful, and was intentionally shot during an actual loud party, forcing the actors to shout to be heard. Many people on the staff, including the actors, didn't like the off-screen resolution between Odo and Kira, but those people are wrong.

95. "Penumbra" - Season 7, Episode 17 (4/7/99)

"Stay on the path, Benjamin." - Prophet posing as Sarah Sisko

The much-discussed final story arc of DS9 kicks off with this episode, which in many ways acts a season premiere. As the first of a nine (or ten) part story, this outing doesn't really stand on its own, but it accomplishes its mission. Sisko proposes to Kasidy, but the Prophets have other ideas. Worf goes missing during a mission in the Badlands, and Ezri steals a runabout in order to find him. Damar grows more and more uncomfortable with the situation on Cardassia Prime. And why are the Breen taking Worf and Ezri prisoner? All will be revealed in later installments, but there are successful little moments here. The scene with Ezri in Worf's quarters is well done, with overt callbacks to key moments between Worf and Jadzia and a stylistic similarity to Worf's climactic decision in "Change of Heart". Also, I do enjoy Quark's reassurance to Ezri that Worf wouldn't die owing him money. It's humorous, sweet, and true to some degree.

Trivial Note - The Son'a receive a quick mention, as the Dominion divert some of their forces to protect a Son'a outpost. The Son'a are the villainous race introduced in the then-recently released Star Trek: Insurrection. This is as far as the franchise goes to tie that film to this war. While I understand the desire to keep the film and TV franchises separate (even in today's world of mega-franchises, the two media rarely cross over), it's narratively nonsensical that the Enterprise, Starfleet's flagship and commanded by an officer as revered as Jean-Luc Picard, doesn't take a more active role in this massive interstellar war (on-screen, at least).

94. "Tribunal" - Season 2, Episode 25 (6/5/94)

"There is an old Cardassian expression, 'Confession is good for the soul.'" - Kovat

This is a pretty solid episode considering it basically owes its existence to a small bit of dialogue in "The Maquis" two-parter, which only aired about a month earlier (no idea when each episode was produced). While the plot here isn't too different from multiple films (American travels abroad, gets arrested for a minor crime or framed for a major one, gets crushed by a brutal foreign justice system), this late season two entry does give the audience further illumination about the Cardassian psyche. We'd heard bits and pieces about them over the first couple of seasons (and some on TNG), but here we see some of their zealous love of order in practice (and it is terrifying). While I don't believe the writing staff had codified the O'Brien Must Suffer rule at this point, he really was the perfect character for this story, as his distaste for Cardassians had already been well established, which plays right into the plot's hands.

Trivial Note - O'Brien Must Suffer refers to a loose rule the writing staff adopted during the series, as they had a habit of crafting stories where O'Brien would be put through the wringer in some way or other. This was because they felt that the Chief - being a non-commissioned officer, a jack-of-all-trades type of guy, and a family man - was someone the audience would identify with in these intense situations, more so than some of the other main characters, who were aliens, genetically enhanced, a child, or in command. The nature of the Cardassian legal system was established in a conversation between Sisko and Dukat in "The Maquis" two-parter, and the idea was fleshed out here to fill out the season. Avery Brooks makes his series directorial debut with this episode. He was the first cast member to direct for the show and remained a regular director for the remainder of DS9's run.

93. "Shadowplay" - Season 2, Episode 16 (2/20/94)

"She's real to you, and she's real to me, too. They're all real, and you can't turn your back on them now." - Constable Odo

One of the show's more overlooked episodes, this mid-season two offering benefits from perfect timing. We get to see a softer side of Odo in his interactions with Taya, the little girl, than we had seen at any point prior in the series, and it helps further fuel his (and the audience's) desire to see him find his own people. I also enjoy that the script pairs Odo and Dax in an A-plot, something which hadn't happened before and wouldn't happen very much afterward. Trek had picked at the notion of holographic projections as sentient beings before (in TNG, with mixed results), and would do so again (on this series and heavily on Voyager). This episode is quietly among the most successful to tackle that concept, as it avoids heavy-handed philosophizing (Odo's too much of a straight shooter for that) and grounds the whole thing with Rurigan's very human tale of loneliness. Of the early, TNG-style episodes, this is one of the strongest.

Trivial Note - The Dominion is mentioned by Rurigan, which is the final time we hear about them before we are rudely introduced to (some of) them in "The Jem'Hadar". Taya's children's story about the Changeling is a riff on a section of Puss in Boots. In the B-stories on the station, several biographical bits are introduced (or reintroduced). O'Brien references his musical background, as he was seen playing the cello in a TNG episode. Kira mentions having two brothers, who are seen as children in "Wrongs Darker Than Death or Night". And, in the biggest development, Jake tells his father he doesn't want to join Starfleet, which kicks off his writing subplot. 

92. "The Circle" - Season 2, Episode 2 (10/3/93)

"If you want to change the government, Minister Jaro, you vote to change it. You don't sneak up from behind it with a dagger." - Maj. Kira Nerys

One of the key developments over DS9's run was the show's experimentation with story serialization. The Trek higher-ups had always pushed back against overarching plots, normally only allowing for two-part episodes at most. There are no real long-running storylines on The Original Series, and The Next Generation has a scant few (the most notable, the Klingon storyline, carried over to this series). While the show would go whole hog with this concept in later seasons, the three-part Circle storyline that begins season two is a key moment in the show's development. It takes its cue from the season one finale but is not a direct sequel to that episode (which is how TNG usually did it). Instead, it lets its story grow naturally from the seemingly standalone "The Homecoming", which directly precedes this effort. As the middle part of the trilogy, "The Circle" is the most dependent on the other two parts, but the early scene from which the picture above is taken is one of the show's all-time greatest bits of comedy and character.

Trivial Note - Frank Langella appeared uncredited as Minister Jaro in all three of the Circle episodes. His children were big Trekkies, and he took this role for them. This was the first true three-parter in Trek history. The humorous scene in Kira's quarters was shot in one long take and was based on the Marx Brothers film A Night at the Opera. And in Sisko baseball-watch, the ball takes its normal place on the Commander's desk for the first time in this episode.

91. "Starship Down" - Season 4, Episode 7 (11/6/95)

"I hate the Gamma Quadrant." - Quark

The cat-and-mouse game between the Starfleet ship with our heroes on it and the enemy vessel(s) out to destroy them is a tale Star Trek returns to many times. TOS's "Balance of Terror", which is one the franchise's gold-standard episodes, was the first to go down this path, with Star Trek II, the franchise's gold-standard film, being one of several entries to follow. With that lofty bar to reach, "Starship Down" can be seen as a mild failure. It never quite musters up the tension of those encounters (not seeing anything from the Jem'Hadar perspective is a notable difference in structure), nor does every character beat work (looking at you Dax and Bashir). But beyond all that, this is still a quality episode. The character pieces with Sisko and Kira, Worf and the engineers, and Quark and James Cromwell's Karemma representative are all strong, which once again reminds us of the show's greatest strength, its deep well of interesting characters.

Trivial Note - David Mack and John J. Ordover are the credited writers of this episode, and went on to become bigwigs in the field of Star Trek tie-in novels. Their most direct inspiration was the submarine classic Das Boot, and they originally wanted the ship to be sinking in an actual ocean. This was deemed too expensive, so a CGI gas giant was used instead. The baseball cap that Kira wears at the end is a Homestead Grays hat. The Grays are probably the most famous of the old Negro League teams.

90. "The Maquis, Part I" - Season 2, Episode 20 (4/24/94)

"Now do you begin to see, Commander? That without any help from either of us, they've managed to start their own little war out here." - Gul Dukat

This episode (and its sequel) had a lot on its shoulders when it was being prepped. The Next Generation was winding down, and the Paramount bosses had already given the greenlight to Voyager. All three series would have a hand in establishing the Maquis plotline, which would provide the new series with its backdrop. Of the three, DS9 had the most heavy lifting to do, and, somewhat surprisingly, it ended up being the series that dealt with the Maquis the most, in a large sense. (Maquis characters persisted on Voyager from start to finish, but their identity as Maquis had little bearing on the series as a whole.) This episode is a solid part one, setting up more than just what happens in part two. The rapport between Sisko and Dukat is sharp, continuing to develop the complicated relationship between the two men (complicated until the last season and a half, at least). The big flaw here, and in the next episode, is Bernie Casey's performance as Cal Hudson. He's about as wooden a guest star as has ever appeared on Star Trek, which puts him at the top of a long, sad list.

Trivial Note - This plotline was worked on by several Trek power players. Rick Berman, more or less the overall boss of Star Trek after Gene Roddenberry passed away, received story credit, as did Michael Piller, showrunner for TNG and DS9 during these days, and Jeri Taylor, soon to be the showrunner for Voyager. Ira Steven Behr, who would take over for Piller as DS9's showrunner starting in season three, receives a writing credit for the next episode. You could easily argue that no other episode (or episodes) of Trek ever received this much high-level attention. This episode also features the first mention of Captain Boday, an unseen alien with a transparent skull who apparently has a thing for Dax (much to Worf's chagrin later).

89. "Things Past" - Season 5, Episode 8 (11/18/96)

"I thought of myself as the outsider, a shapeshifter who cared for nothing but justice. It never occurred to me that I could fail, but I did." - Constable Odo

The biggest failing of this episode is that is doesn't recreate the magic of "Necessary Evil", a season two classic that shares this episode's look and feel. While that episode is an early standout, this one falls a bit short of its high bar. Still, it's a strong piece, and, surprisingly, the only one that really digs into the notion of Odo being a collaborator during the Occupation. While "Necessary Evil" and a few other early episodes make it clear that Odo was respected by both sides for his work on Terok Nor, the series never puts together two things we know about Odo and the Cardassians. The Constable is all about order, and the Cardassian justice system is the Orwellian nightmare we saw back in "Tribunal". Since the vast majority of Bajorans who were hauled in by Odo during his time on Terok Nor were likely executed, it's important for the show to deal with this directly. The conversation between Odo and Kira at the end is largely a reversal of a similar one between them from the end of "Necessary Evil", and it's something that needed to happen.

Trivial Note - Kurtwood Smith is generally awesome, and his appearance here as Thrax is no exception. He plays a Cardassian who's pretty clearly not an actual Cardassian, with the audience gradually realizing that he's playing Odo in a different skin. It's a strong performance. He'd previously appeared as the President of the Federation in Star Trek VI. Both roles bury him under alien prosthetics, but that voice is difficult to miss.

88. "Visionary" - Season 3, Episode 17 (2/27/95)

"I hate temporal mechanics!" - Chief Miles O'Brien(s)

In this installment of O'Brien Must Suffer, the Chief starts to have visions of himself from the future. He gets to see a brawl (twice), and eventually sees the whole station destroyed. It's not a good day to be Miles O'Brien. Fortunately, we can reverse the polarity through the static temporal nodes to cause an inversion in the tachyons in the upper pylon which will release a burst of focused gamma radiation that we can bounce off the deflector dish into a warp nacelle which, in turn, will cause the chronitons in O'Brien's bloodstream to cease their state of flux. (This does not actually happen in the episode...probably.) Really, Romulan treachery is to blame, but the one thing they didn't count on is two Chief O'Briens (or is it Chiefs O'Brien?). The general storyline here is sharp and elegant (Romulan treachery is the best kind of treachery), which helps dull the impact of all the technobabble.

Trivial Note - It was around this time, with Ira Steven Behr now serving as showrunner and major figures like Ronald Moore and Rene Echevarria on the writing staff, that the idea of using O'Brien for stories like these started to be codified. One of the most successful aspects of the script, the use of the Romulans and their general deviousness, was added late in the game. The Romulans really weren't a major part of this show until season six, which was a few years too late, in my opinion.

87. "Sons of Mogh" - Season 4, Episode 15 (2/12/96)

"I have no life. I have no death. Whatever is to become of me is up to you." - Kurn

This is a really great episode all the way to the end, which is deeply unsettling. The House of Mogh drama that begins in TNG's "Sins of the Father" is one of Trek's first, and most rewarding, running plotlines. Tony Todd, he of the wonderful voice, was a perfect casting choice for Worf's brother Kurn, and he and Michael Dorn always worked well together. Plus, there's a certain air of Shakespearean tragedy about it all. The tragedy draws to its conclusion here, but that conclusion is sort of horrifying from a character perspective. Kurn's death wish aside, what Worf, Dax, and Bashir do to him is incredibly unethical and should've drawn an ever harsher dressing down from Sisko (and more) than Worf and Dax had already received from the Captain earlier in the episode (one of Sisko's best tirades, by the way). There is a deeply poignant final scene that results from their actions, but still, yuck.

Trivial Note - The Worf/Dax relationship basically begins here, both on-screen and off. The writing staff deliberately put the two together in the A-plot, capitalizing on Dax's previously established Klingon expertise, to see if they had any chemistry together, which they certainly did. (They appeared together in "The Sword of Kahless" earlier in season four, but that was more a function of Kor's presence.) The strongly hinted at relationship between Dax and Bashir was done away with, and she and Worf became a couple the following season, though Dax and Bashir get their chance, in a roundabout way, in season seven.

86. "Chimera" - Season 7, Episode 14 (2/17/99)

"I know where I belong." - Constable Odo

This episode manages to accomplish a great deal without being too showy about it. The sudden arrival of Laas, a Changeling who isn't part of the Great Link, gives us one of several strong, melancholy Odo stories we see throughout the series, but the timing of it (coming when the Dominion War is going full-tilt) adds an extra layer of station intrigue to the proceedings. Laas's superiority complex doesn't help matters, nor does the presence of Klingons. All these elements were well-established either in the show's ongoing plot or in what we already knew about certain characters and races. Basically, everything feels earned, and there are multiple reasonable perspectives to every aspect of the script. None of this even mentions the arc for Kira in the episode, as she ends up winning what she thought was a losing battle for Odo's heart (though not permanently).

Trivial Note - That's J.G. Hertzler again as Laas. He's credited as Garman Hertzler for this role, which raises both his credited name and credited character totals to three. He's J.G. Hertzler (his standard name for acting credits) as General Martok, Garman Hertzler here, and John Noah Hertzler as the Vulcan captain of the Saratoga in "Emissary". He based his voice for Laas off of William Shatner's infamous pause-heavy style of delivering Capt. Kirk's lines. Both Laas and Odo are seen transforming into energy (Laas becomes fire in Odo's quarters, and Odo becomes an aurora-type thing when he, um, does it with Kira at the end), which are the only times any Changelings are shown doing this. I don't care for this, as even by Changeling standards, this shouldn't be possible.

85. "The Maquis, Part II" - Season 2, Episode 21 (5/1/94)

"It's easy to be a saint in paradise, but the Maquis do not live in paradise." - Cmdr. Ben Sisko

I'll say this for "The Maquis" two-parter - it's consistent. That may sound like faint praise, but it isn't. Many Trek two-parters don't maintain their momentum across episodes, which is a problem this one doesn't have. It's not going to go down as one of the all-time great Trek tales, but considering all the franchise heavy lifting that needed to be done, this is a fairly clean, efficient starting point for the Maquis storyline, such as it is. Bernie Casey returns to stink up the joint, but beyond that, we have a new status quo competently revealed to us. Plus, we get more of the Sisko/Dukat double act, which helps (most) any episode, and some solid Cardassian backstabbing goes on in the margins. All in all, this was a good day at the office for the Trek honchos.

Trivial Note - Ira Steven Behr had been carrying Sisko's speech about the Federation and the Maquis (partially quoted above) around for a while. One of the major concerns of the show going forward was Behr's desire to deconstruct the Federation's idealized society, which sets this series apart from the other Trek shows. The Dukat line about Cardassian justice that led to "Tribunal" being produced is found in this episode. Michael Piller wanted Bernie Casey to return as Hudson in future episodes but changed his mind after he saw Casey's work. This led to the Michael Eddington character being introduced in season three (a boon for the show). A thousand Kira/Dukat shippers were born after the scene where he lays the smackdown on that Xepolite captain. She definitely gives him a look, but, from her side, it never goes any further than that.

84. "The Changing Face of Evil" - Season 7, Episode 20 (4/28/99)

"I call upon Cardassians everywhere. Resist. Resist today. Resist tomorrow. Resist 'til the last Dominion soldier has been driven from our soil." - Legate Damar

Ah, Damar. The story of this Glinn turned Gul turned Legate is one of the strongest character arcs in all of Trek. He becomes one of the show's most interesting and important characters down the stretch, with his closing speech in this episode being a character highlight (and he has an ever better one a couple of episodes later). If only the entire episode was as good as you, Damar. Or the Breen, for that matter. More on them below. Unfortunately, the Dukat/Winn storyline is also present here and continues to crawl along at a leisurely pace. And Ezri and Worf's short-lived romance comes to a clunky conclusion, which sets up a similarly clunky romance between Ezri and Bashir.

Trivial Note - The Breen were a running joke in the various Trek writers rooms. They were continually a possible answer to a question or another example of something relevant, yet they were never the actual answer to the question nor were they the most relevant example (i.e. they had the type of disruptors the characters had encountered, but it turned out to be a Romulan disruptor. Or they were immune to telepathy, but the Ferengi were the race whose immunity to telepathy really mattered). They first appear on screen in season four's "Indiscretion" and pop up a couple more times after that. Of course, we knew they were joining up with the Dominion from the prior two episodes, but they hadn't done anything, yet. After all that buildup, they come in like a wrecking ball here, attacking Earth before the opening credits roll and destroying the mighty Defiant at the end. While controversial, I think the Breen are used perfectly in the final arc, as they were an established Alpha Quadrant power and should've gotten involved at some point (and the Cardassians needed that final push away from the Dominion). Plus, they always remained really, truly alien, in ways no other Trek race did.

83. "Broken Link" - Season 4, Episode 26 (6/17/96)

"Ah, poor Odo. Perhaps we should have killed you. It would have been far less cruel." - Female Changeling

First off, it's silly that arguably the major principal antagonist of the entire series can only really be identified as "Female Changeling" or "Female Shapeshifter" or "Female Founder". They could've given her some kind of name, but whatever. This is the finale to the show's strongest season, but the finale itself doesn't rank among the show's best. Odo's suffering from some mysterious condition, and with Bashir vexed, the best solution anyone can think of is to take him to the current Changeling homeworld and see if they can help him. As intense as flying the Defiant directly into the heart of enemy territory is, the episode still comes off a little thin. We get a couple of intriguing teases for the next season, but they're both dealt with fairly quickly.

Trivial Note - We have diseases moving in both directions here. In earlier drafts of the scripts for this episode and "To the Death", an earlier season four episode, it's clearly established that Weyoun infected Odo with a virus concocted by the Dominion in the earlier story, so Odo would have to return to the Link and be judged in this episode. This was all fallout from "The Adversary", when he became the first Changeling to ever harm another. As we come to find out in season seven (the writers had yet to come up with this idea at this point), Odo also infects the rest of the Link with Section 31's virus in this episode. He was infected in "Homefront" and passed it on here, then was reinfected by the Female Changeling (unknowingly) in season six's "Behind the Lines". Odo as a Solid is a storyline that runs for about half a season, ending in "The Begotten". He also becomes the fourth regular or recurring character to be exiled by his people, following Garak, Worf, and Quark. Worf, Quark, and Odo all suffered that fate during season four. All four would eventually be allowed to return to their societies.

82. "The Homecoming" - Season 2, Episode 1 (9/26/93)

"No, it's based on a legend, and legends are as powerful as any truth." - Cmdr. Ben Sisko

While it wasn't necessarily the plan at the time, the series began its tradition of building the story for its season premieres from the prior season's finale with this episode. They stayed away from direct two-part episodes with season-ending cliffhangers, leaving that to be TNG's calling card, which was a smart move. This season premiere kicks off a three-part story, and for most of its runtime, doesn't seem at all related to what occurred in "In the Hands of the Prophets", the season one finale. Instead you're presented with a nice little jailbreak story, as the uber-competent pairing of Kira and O'Brien rescue a bunch of Bajoran POW's from Cardassian territory. It's only at the end, when a completely unexpected Frank Langella shows up, that the story seems to grow in scale.

Trivial Note - This was the first of several episodes to be partially shot on location in Soledad Canyon, north of Los Angeles. The canyon was chosen to stand in for Cardassia IV, as it was known to be very hot and inhospitable. Filming there was very difficult for the cast and crew, but the final results so impressed the producers that three more very strong episodes would be have scenes shot there - "Indiscretion", "The Ship", and "Rocks and Shoals". Despite Michael Piller's desire to concentrate on stories that only fit the world of Deep Space Nine for season two, this episode was still based off a pitch for a Next Generation episode, though the pitch (a Bajoran woman tries to free a famous Bajoran POW, who doesn't want to be a leader anymore) definitely seemed to fit DS9 more.

81. "When It Rains..." - Season 7, Episode 21 (5/5/99)

"Now that the formalities are over with, let's try to remember that our enemy is the Dominion, and not each other." - Elim Garak

Yet another of the final-arc episodes that checks in on several subplots, this one more-or-less kicks off the second half of the arc. Damar has started his resistance on Cardassia, and, in the final arc's most elegant story-turn, Sisko orders Kira to help train the Cardassians in insurgency tactics. Gowron arrives on Deep Space Nine, and immediately begins harming the war effort to further his political career. Winn discovers who Dukat is and a rift develops between the Pah-wraith buddies. And, in the big one for this episode, Bashir discovers that Odo is infected with the same virus that's ravaging the Founders. All of these events, save the Winn/Dukat one, create a great tapestry for the next episode to draw from, but this one feels mostly like it's just the beginning of something.

Trivial Note - With this episode, Damar's rebellion gets going in full force, so I guess now is a good time to discuss his characterization down the stretch. As I've said before, Damar's storyline is the best one in the final arc, as every aspect of it works. It's amazing that such an important character was introduced in such a random way (as Damar was in season four), but the show found something in Casey Biggs' performance. He's a good soldier in seasons four and five, then a bit of a douchebag early in season six, before becoming a conflicted, haunted leader in the latter stages of season six through to season seven. He has two rousing speeches during the final arc, and his interactions with Kira are all brilliant. The sudden appearance of the Breen in the war helped push Cardassia into this position, and the Damar/Rebellion storyline becomes a fight for Cardassia's soul. The other subplots in the final arc range all over in quality, but this one is magic. It successfully marries to two most strongest long-term components of the series' storytelling, the Dominion War and the relationship between Bajor and Cardassia.

80. "Shadows and Symbols" - Season 7, Episode 2 (10/7/98)

"But I...I haven't finished my story, yet." - Benny Russell

There's a lot to unpack here in the second half of the two-parter that begins season seven. First off, Ezri. She showed up at the very end of "Image in the Sand", but this is our first chance to get any real sense of her as a character, and she's a complete mess. Again, given the nature of her joining with the Dax symbiont, it makes perfect sense for her to be a mess, but that doesn't stop her from being irritating. Beyond that, we get resolutions to the Bajoran/Romulan subplot from the prior episode (which only serves to remind us how awesome Kira is) and the Worf/Bashir/O'Brien/Quark get Jadzia's soul to Sto-vo-kor subplot (which is just kinda there). The big mover and shaker here, though, is Sisko, who re-embraces his role as Emissary after a quick reappearance of Benny Russell, his analogue from "Far Beyond the Stars". I'm a total sucker for all the Benny Russell stuff, so that alone is enough for me to push this episode up the rankings a bit, plus I do like the way Sisko's storyline affects Kira's.

Trivial Note - Casey Biggs gets to take his turn playing a 50's character, as he was one of the only major recurring players not to appear in "Far Beyond the Stars". He was planned to have a role in that episode, but his schedule wouldn't allow for it, so he appeared as Dr. Wykoff here. There was a thought in the writers room to have the series end with a dramatic pullback (which it does) to a scene where it would be somehow confirmed that the whole show really was just part of Russell's imagination (which it doesn't). The writing on the wall in Russell's cell is actually episode summaries for every episode of the series to that point, all written out by the art department under the supervision of Michael Okuda, a major behind-the-scenes figure in Trek history.

79. "The Siege" - Season 2, Episode 3 (10/10/93)

"Question is, are you willing to live for your people, live the role they want you to play? That's what they need from you right now." - Cmdr. Ben Sisko

We close out The Circle trilogy with the final episode of the arc. Given what all occurs on the show, it's hard to recall the time the Bajorans tried to take Deep Space Nine from Starfleet by force, but that's what happens here. Each member of the cast gets time to shine, as Kira and Dax head off on a mission to get proof of Minister Jaro's misdeeds into the right hands while everyone else stays behind and tries to defend the station. It's nice to see the show stretch itself a little bit in terms of storytelling, and Richard Beymer, Louise Fletcher, Frank Langella, and Stephen Macht all help give the episodes a sense of weight with some solid performances. Beymer in particular really sells Li Nalas' speech to the Bajorans as they try to flee the station early in the episode. For his part, Macht becomes one of the episode's key characters, and he plays his role of seasoned military man well.

Trivial Note - Yes, that's Steven Weber, best known for Wings, as the arrogant Bajoran Colonel Day. His performance was not as effective as the ones listed above. There was debate amongst the writers over whether or not to kill off Li Nalas at the end. Practical concerns over Beymer's salary for any future episodes played a big role in the decision to have him die here, though writer/producer Peter Allan Fields especially did not care for that decision. The show basically got to have its cake and eat it too, however, since the Shakaar character more-or-less directly replaces the Li Nalas character late in season three.

78. "Crossover" - Season 2, Episode 23 (5/15/94)

"Because whatever it's like where he's from, it's got to be better than this." - Miles "Smiley" O'Brien

Looking back, it was probably a bit daunting for the producers of the show to take on the Mirror Universe. Goofy as it was, "Mirror, Mirror" became one of the more culturally relevant episodes of The Original Series (think of how often goatees were used as visual shorthand for evil doppelgängers after it aired), and The Next Generation avoided it entirely, even after it had developed enough cache with fans to probably be able to take a stab at it. This episode was evocatively filmed by David Livingston, who used several Dutch angles to create a different vibe in the MU, but the whole thing is dominated by the supervillain sex machine Intendant. Nana Visitor pours on the sex in the role, and it's no surprise she became the linchpin of all subsequent MU tales. Honestly, I'm still bummed that space pirate Mirror Sisko didn't return after this, but you can't win 'em all.

Trivial Note - Rene Auberjonois liked the look of Mirror Odo so much that he asked for Regular Odo's costume to be adapted to that style. I do think Mirror Odo having "Rules of Obedience" was a nice touch. Also, the way he completely explodes after Bashir shoots him is still pretty jarring. The writers, particularly Robert Hewitt Wolfe, used historical comparisons to develop the MU for this episode. Wolfe figured that since the brutal Terran Empire seen in "Mirror, Mirror" had softened, it would be taken over by an even more brutal enemy, just as the Roman Empire and the Chinese Dynasties fell to the Barbarians and the Mongols, respectively.

77. "Soldiers of the Empire" - Season 5, Episode 21 (4/28/97)

"This ship is made for tears, not laughter." - Kornan

For a Klingon episode, "Soldiers of the Empire" plays like more of a low-key character piece. Of course, "low-key character piece" in this context means only three fights break out. Still, this episode's greatest success is the way it adds depth and shading to the Klingon crew. Sure, some of the characters may seem like dour poop-faces for most of the episode, but that's kinda the point. Not all Klingons are honorable warriors (something we've seen from the political elite), and these Klingons show us a different side of the culture - a jaded, cynical side. Plus, with Martok, we see the Klingon equivalent of PTSD, which only makes sense given what Martok went through in the Dominion prison camp and what he knows about the Jem'Hadar. Worf and Dax navigate these characters skillfully, using techniques that are unique to Klingons. Plus, the final rendition of "The Warrior's Anthem" is pretty awesome, as is the scene where Worf joins Martok's house.

Trivial Note - This episode was originally planned to take the Rotarran crew on a more mystical journey to the Klingon afterlife. This idea was recycled by writer Ronald Moore for Voyager's "Barge of the Dead". I wish we could've seen that episode with Klingons. "The Warrior's Anthem" first appeared in a video game, and this episode was its first use on TV. Worf's acceptance into the House of Martok plays heavily in multiple future episodes, most notably "You Are Cordially Invited...", "When It Rains...", and "Tacking into the Wind". And the actor playing Leskit, the most jaded Klingon crewman, is David Graf, best known for playing Tackleberry in the Police Academy movies.

76. "In the Hands of the Prophets" - Season 1, Episode 20 (6/20/93)

"It may not be what you believe, but that doesn't make it wrong." - Cmdr. Ben Sisko

Preach, Sisko. That quote up there is a personal favorite from the series and was a great indicator of how the show would handle issues of faith and culture going forward. "In the Hands of the Prophets" and its predecessor "Duet" both stand in contrast to most of the rest of season one in the sense that they're stories that could really only be told by this particular iteration of Trek. Starship crews would always be flying off to some new location on some new adventure, but the crew of a space station would have to understand every little nuance of the social, political, and religious situations of the area the station calls home. This episode highlights that, while bringing a different spin on Bajoran religion to the fore, one best exemplified by the new power player in our midst, Vedek Winn. The back-and-forth between her and Vedek Bareil is a going concern in season two, but the back-and-forth between her and Sisko and Kira is a going concern for the rest of the show's run.

Trivial Note - Louise Fletcher and Philip Anglim both make their first appearances here as Vedeks Winn and Bareil, respectively. Obviously, those are very important introductions to the series. As he had based some of the backstory for "Crossover" on the fall of Rome and the Mongol invasion of China, writer Robert Hewitt Wolfe reached back into history to craft the Vedek Assembly political climate presented for the first time in this episode. Specifically, he pulled from the historical power of the Pope and the Catholic Church in the 1400's and 1500's. The Church was a more politically cutthroat entity in those days than we think of it being now, and it wielded tremendous amounts of geopolitical influence in Europe.

75. "Civil Defense" - Season 3, Episode 7 (11/7/94)

"You know, I never knew how much this man's voice annoyed me." - Cmdr. Ben Sisko

This is a fun little episode. Sure, it's built on a certain amount of stupidity (why would Starfleet not remove the neurocine gas tanks from the station when they took over? Surely someone noticed they were there), but when you have an ensemble piece as strong as this, you don't quibble too much with it. Just about everyone gets a shining moment at some point in the episode, but Gul Dukat probably walks away the winner, from a character standpoint. First, the recordings of him that play when the defense program commences are off-puttingly patronizing, even by his standards. Then, when he actually shows up during the latter half of the episode, he struts around like an especially haughty peacock, even as people are being vaporized around him. But when the rug is pulled out from under him by his own former commander, his turn from overconfident to terrified is wonderfully sharp. There's some forced drama in the script, but the character stuff overcomes that easily.

Trivial Note - Several plot elements are either introduced or developed through dialogue in this episode. The antipathy between Dukat and Garak is brought back up, after having been vaguely established in "Cardassians". Dukat makes his first attempt to impress Kira, something he continues to do for the next several seasons. And Quark's cousin Gaila is mentioned for the first time. He's mentioned a few more times before he's actually seen on the show in "Business as Usual".

74. "Wrongs Darker Than Death or Night" - Season 6, Episode 17 (4/1/98)

"But the fact is no matter what she did, she was still my mother." - Maj. Kira Nerys

This is another episode that's very hard to rate. As part of an ongoing storyline, it largely fails. It introduces a major timeline discrepancy from what had been established in multiple prior episodes regarding the amount of time Dukat spent as commander of Terok Nor. It features a reckless use of time travel that simply wouldn't be allowed, seeing as how the very same method Kira uses to travel back into the past had been abused in "Trials and Tribble-ations" with nearly disastrous results. And it causes the series to fall victim to Small World Syndrome, where everyone is related or connected in ways that strain credulity. All of this is true. Yet, as a standalone story, it's very powerful. Kira's mother has to make extremely difficult choices in a situation where she has no power whatsoever, both as a member of a subjugated race and as the object of affection to a group of despicable, untouchably powerful men. Seeing Kira have to process all of this, with so much of what she believed about her family thrown back in her face, gives us two lenses to view these events through. I'm not sure Kira herself fully knows what to make of it by the end, which speaks to the ethical quagmire her mother faced.

Trivial Note - The title, one of the most ponderous of the show's episode titles, is a quote from Percy Shelley's Prometheus Unbound. Nana Visitor was resistant to the idea that Kira would completely forgive her mother, which was the episode's original ending. Visitor felt that Kira wouldn't be able to completely overcome this revelation given her distaste for Dukat and collaborators, so a more ambiguous ending was introduced. Also, Bashir and O'Brien mention the Alamo for the first time. They would become nearly obsessed with it in season seven.

73. "Inquisition" - Season 6, Episode 18 (4/8/98)

"When push comes to shove, are we willing to sacrifice our principles in order to survive?" - Dr. Julian Bashir

This episode aired directly before "In the Pale Moonlight", and together they may have driven a stake right through the heart of the idealized future Gene Roddenberry envisioned back in the 60's. Section 31 arrives on the scene in this one, positing the idea that the Federation may be no better than the Romulans or the Cardassians when it comes to, as the British used to call it, "ungentlemanly warfare". As mentioned earlier in the list, William Sadler was always great as Sloan, and here he plays two different versions of the character. The first is a hardass Internal Affairs investigator (more-or-less), with the second version (the "real" version) only appearing at the end. Michael Dorn (Worf) directed this episode, and he does a nice job establishing Sloan in the early scenes. Sadler modulates from relaxed and friendly to accusatory and intimidating nicely, and Dorn does a good job of augmenting that transformation with some subtle visual tricks. Plus, as Odo points out at the end, it really shouldn't be surprising that the Federation has its own version of the Obsidian Order or the Tal Shiar. In fact, it would be strange if they didn't, though Gene Roddenberry certainly wouldn't approve.

Trivial Note - Ira Steven Behr felt that Section 31 was the culmination of his desire to poke at the Federation's dark underbelly. Sisko's speech about it being easy to be a saint in paradise from "The Maquis, Part II" was the beginning of this, and Behr peppered these concepts in throughout the series, ultimately leading to Section 31. For its part, Section 31 was also used in Enterprise and Star Trek Into Darkness, which probably hasn't helped the concept endear itself to any Trek fans who were skeptical of its use in this show. Sloan refers to the events of "Hippocratic Oath", "In Purgatory's Shadow", "By Inferno's Light", "Doctor Bashir, I Presume?", and "Statistical Probabilities" at various points in the episode, but leaves out "The Passenger" (my pick for worst episode of the series) even though it directly mirrors Sloan's accusation that Bashir is unwittingly a Dominion sleeper agent (maybe because it's the worst episode of the series).

72. "The Sword of Kahless" - Season 4, Episode 9 (11/20/95)

"When it is destined to be found, it will be." - Lt. Cmdr. Worf

The first episode of the series to be specifically written for Worf has the feel of a hybrid between the storytelling styles of The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. Given that Worf was still identified more strongly with the former series at this point, that may have been for the best. John Colicos returns to the franchise once again to play Kor, his second of three appearances on the series. The episode serves as both a continuation of the House of Mogh/House of Duras rivalry that ran through several episodes of TNG, and as a further examination of Klingon culture and values, something both shows made a habit of doing. Worf and Kor's dark turns after finding the sword confused some people, but I think it's clear that the sword isn't doing anything to them specifically, just their own grandiose ambitions start to emerge when visions of sugarplums start dancing in their heads. It's a solid episode, if a little dour, but Dax's presence helps buoy the tone a bit, and she ends up being the real hero of the whole thing, anyway.

Trivial Note - The most overt influences on Hans Beimler's script were the Indiana Jones movies and the 1948 classic The Treasure of the Sierra Madre. While the latter influence is still strongly felt when Worf and Kor turn on each other after finding the sword, the former's influence was partially lost due to budget and schedule concerns. The caves where the sword is found were intended to be laden with booby traps, which would've come up during the action sequence with Toral's men.

71. "The Adversary" - Season 3, Episode 26 (6/19/95)

"He said, 'You're too late. We're everywhere.'" - Constable Odo

I've mentioned that DS9 tended to avoid big cliffhanger season finales, which is what TNG had become known for. This episode was the first season finale after TNG went off the air, and the producers originally planned for it to be a cliffhanger before changing their minds. I think it works better for the series that every season finale acts as more of a tonal forecast for the next season than an explicit lead-in. This episode has some flaws to be sure, but I think the final exchange quoted above serves as a chilling preamble to the Changeling Cold War that breaks out in seasons four and five. There was a greater opportunity for tension, as the whole thing reeks of John Carpenter's The Thing, but the episode doesn't take full advantage. Also, the introduction of the Tzenkethi to the franchise is weird, as DS9 tended to avoid inventing new races when it could just as effectively explore an existing one further. Still, the paranoia on display here is indicative of what the next two seasons bring.

Trivial Note - Sisko is finally promoted to Captain in the intro. This was overdue. Eddington was deliberately used as a red herring in the episode, as he had been portrayed as a bit of an outsider to the rest of the crew in his prior appearances. To further play with this idea, he's revealed as a different kind of threat in "For the Cause". (This is the lowest-ranked of the nine episodes in which he appears, so obviously I like the character.) The episodes that would become season four's "Homefront" and "Paradise Lost" were to be used as the finale of this season and the premiere of the next, but Paramount didn't like the idea of a cliffhanger, so the writers cooked up the idea of the Defiant as a runaway train, and it became this script. A war between the Tzenkethi and the Federation apparently happened at some point recently, even though we'd never heard about it before, and Sisko and Admiral Leyton (who we meet in "Homefront") served in it together. Finally, that's Lawrence Pressman as Ambassador Krajensky/The Changeling. He also played the Cardassian Legate Ghemor in "Second Skin" and "Ties of Blood and Water".

Okeley dokeley, that's another group of 35 episodes down. We'll continue this list in a couple of days with Part IV, so keep your eyes peeled. While you wait, don't forget to check out Atlanta Classic Comics on eBay, where you can find plenty of Trek related comics, books, and merchandise. Do it now. Obedience leads to victory, and victory is life.

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I Can Live with It...Ranking the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Episodes...Part II

by The Octopus Man

...And we're back. I hope you enjoyed Part I, because Part II's gonna be more of the same, just extra awesome. The episodes get better and better, and I don't know about of some of our international customers/readers, but we Americans have a hard time resisting lists. I'm not sure why - maybe we're just obsessed with being number one/finding out who is number one/various number one related things. Now that the underlying sociological purpose of this list has been examined, let's get to it.

Again, we're counting up a total of 173 episodes. 176 episodes of the show were produced, with three (or six, depending on how you want to look at it) aired as a two-hour presentation. Basically, if you stream the show on Netflix or wherever, it'll come in 173 episodes. I split the true two-parters (two episodes that air on different nights) into two because I feel like each one should be able to stand as its own episode, but the two-hour episodes weren't intended to be split, so I won't split them. There, got all that? No? Doesn't matter, we're rolling...

Part I

138. "Q-Less" - Season 1, Episode 7 (2/7/93)

"You hit me?! Picard never hit me!" - Q

First things first, Q should've kept that mustache (or moustache, as one that old-timey deserves the original spelling). Now that that's out in the open, this is otherwise a largely dopey episode. The plot's resolution is pretty much the exact same as the resolution to The Next Generation's pilot episode "Encounter at Farpoint". Also, while I enjoy Q, he didn't fit here as well as he did on TNG (more on this below). Strangely, the TNG holdover who fares better here is Vash, Capt. Picard's former love interest from two episodes of that show who went off with Q at the end of her second appearance. She returns to the Alpha Quadrant in this episode, and her easy amorality seemed to fit better with this cast of characters. And, of course, the main draw to the episode is the encounter between Sisko and Q that both the picture and quote above are taken from. It's a classic Sisko moment.

Trivial Note - As alluded to above, Q and Vash were originally planned to be recurring characters on this series. After this episode, the producers agreed that Q wasn't the best fit with this cast, so he continued his appearances on TNG and then moved over to Voyager for a few guest spots there. Vash, however, was expected to return in season two, but, for whatever reason, those plans never came to fruition.

137. "Cardassians" - Season 2, Episode 5 (10/24/93)

"On Cardassia, family is everything. We care for our parents and children with equal devotion. In some households, four generations eat at the same table. Family...is everything." - Kotan Pa'Dar

This episode always felt like a bit of missed opportunity to me. It featured two solid storylines that flow organically, unlike some other entries here towards the bottom of the list. I guess the main issue I have is perhaps the two stories don't leave enough room for one another. I love the Garak/Bashir pairing as much as anyone, but this is an episode (maybe the only one) where I wish the other story was given more room to breathe. The show found its early voice when it picked at the relations between Bajor and Cardassia post-Occupation, and the story of the Cardassian children left behind on Bajor after the Occupation ended had all the makings of a classic Star Trek ethical test. Instead, the Garak/Bashir road show pushes the story too far to the side, and its resolution is yadda yadda'd over in the outro, with little real weight given to it.

Trivial Note - Garak only appeared in one episode in season one, "Past Prologue". The character was well-received by the audience and the producers, but no one thought to bring actor Andrew Robinson back before the season ended. This episode intended to rectify that oversight, as the character is beefed up, with his animosity towards Gul Dukat established and more of his mysterious backstory alluded to. Robinson appears as Garak in multiple episodes of every other season of the show.

136. "Body Parts" - Season 4, Episode 25 (6/10/96)

"It took me my whole life, but I'm gonna die a winner." - Quark

In a similar vein to "Ferengi Love Songs", this is a Ferengi episode with strong elements that don't quite cohere into a whole (which is oddly coincidental since this episode features a plot turn that that episode resolves). I say this largely ignoring the Kira/O'Brien baby plot, which is entirely unrelated to the Ferengi shenanigans here (more on that below). There are solid set pieces in Quark's A-story, like his odd glee at the idea of dying and being sold for such a huge profit at the beginning, his fussiness with Garak over how he should be killed, and the whole sequence that features Rom actor Max Grodenchik as the original Grand Nagus. But, I just don't think the story quite gets there.

Trivial Note - Nana Visitor (Kira) had become pregnant a few weeks before this episode (she and Alexander Siddig, who plays Bashir, were in a relationship at this time). She had largely been sidelined in the prior two episodes for plot reasons (not sure if this was related to her condition or a coincidence), but here the producers decide to come up with a way to write her pregnancy into the story. Considering its unexpected nature, the show does a pretty solid job of working this development into the series. It's resolved in season five's "The Begotten".

135. "Field of Fire" - Season 7, Episode 13 (2/10/99)

"If you want to know the answer, pull the trigger." - Joran Dax

Remember in Part I when I said Joran Dax returned in "Field of Fire" and was basically just a butthole? Yeah, that. This episode has a nice sense of style, and features some shots and set pieces (especially the big confrontation at the end) that seem almost Hitchcock-ian. So, those are the good things. That the episode relies heavily on the interplay between Ezri and Joran is the main failing. I mentioned in the "Equilibrium" entry that Joran is different every time you see him, and this version is the worst. The Hannibal Lecter-role the script wants Joran to slide into is undercut by him being written and played as an irritating jerkwad, as opposed to an intriguing monster. This major issue aside, the episode succeeds at tension, and the use of a old-school projectile weapon in Star Trek is an oddly welcome addition.

Trivial Note - The scripting boondoggle that was "Prodigal Daughter" tied up three of the show's writers, with two others working on "The Emperor's New Cloak". Those were the two episodes immediately prior to this one, with "Chimera", the next episode, also being prepared for filming. This strain on the writing staff led the show to reach out to Robert Hewitt Wolfe, who wrote this as a freelancer. Wolfe had been a major part of the writers room in the first five seasons, but left to work on Andromeda before season six. He had a sizable role in the development of several of the show's major plotlines.

134. "Dramatis Personae" - Season 1, Episode 18 (5/30/93)

"Just remember who your friends are." - Maj. Kira Nerys

This is another sort-of odd season one entry. This is the one where the crew ends up playing out a mutiny that occurred on a ship from the Gamma Quadrant long ago. The self-contained plot and the weird, science fiction-y explanation for said plot are both hallmarks of the prior two Trek series, but this episode feels a little more rooted in DS9's identity than other, similar season one outings. The alliance between Sisko and Kira really was uneasy early in season one, and the alliance between the Federation and Bajor becomes very uneasy at the start of season two. Plus, the medical emergency with Odo functions as both part of the plot and a bit of misdirection. I don't know if this episode would've have more impact if it had come earlier or later in the show's run, or if perhaps this was the perfect time for it.

Trivial Note - Kira's demeanor as the mutinous first officer is very similar to the ruthless, scheming, sexual predator vibe Nana Visitor cultivates as the Intendant, the Mirror Universe version of Kira we meet in season two's "Crossover" (and who appears in every MU episode thereafter). Perhaps this episode could be viewed as a dry run for that character.

133. "The Sound of Her Voice" - Season 6, Episode 25 (6/10/98)

"To Lisa, and the sweet sound of her voice..." - Chief Miles O'Brien

There are really only two major demerits for this episode. 1 - Why didn't the Defiant crew look up any biographical data on Capt. Cusak or her ship? They would've been able to figure the episode's twist ending without flying six days out of their way to find an unpleasant surprise. And 2 - O'Brien's toast at the end seems pretty out-of-the-blue. Yeah, the characters (particularly Sisko, Bashir, and O'Brien) are all a little grumpy in this episode, but this didn't seem like a huge issue throughout the season. In fact, you could argue that everyone should've been grumpier, considering the war and all. Basically, it just seems like it's there to let everyone know that someone's about to die (which happens the following week). A point in favor of the episode is Debra Wilson's work as the voice of Capt. Cusak. She made a character we never see (alive, anyway) feel like a real person. That's more than we get from several recurring characters (and some main characters) in Trek history. Wilson, by the way, is best known for appearing on MADtv for several years.

Trivial Note - Capt. Cusak's ship was returning from the Beta Quadrant before it crashed. This is one of relatively few mentions of this quadrant in Trek (as opposed to the Alpha, Gamma, and Delta Quadrants, which are all heavily featured in the franchise). This series operates under the assumption that all the major alien powers in the franchise (except the Dominion, Borg, and most of Voyager's nemeses) are located in the Alpha Quadrant. Other Trek series and books indicate that this isn't true, and that the Beta Quadrant is home to approximately half the species encountered in the franchise (and that the Federation, Romulans, and Klingons all have territory in both quadrants). I think simplifying the Dominion War as a war between single quadrants was probably a smart move, as all that Beta Quadrant stuff is a bit confusing.

132. "The Nagus" - Season 1, Episode 11 (3/21/93)

"You don't grab power; you accumulate it...quietly, without anyone noticing." - Grand Nagus Zek

And here we have our very first Ferengi episode. Personally, I enjoy that the show kept up with the Ferengi episodes, though that most definitely is not the consensus view. The main thing this outing accomplishes is it demonstrates the show's desire to start filling in the blanks on some of the alien races that populate this fictional universe. I love world-building in fiction, and this series does more of it than any other Trek show, at least when it comes to rounding out races like the Ferengi, Klingons, Cardassians, Jem'Hadar, Vorta, Bajorans, and so on. Too often on other Trek shows, alien civilizations are entirely defined by one trait (usually a negative human trait) and never developed any further. That was almost never the case on DS9, and the development of the Ferengi from shrill, greedy Wall Street villains into something resembling a real society begins here, though it's done far better in later episodes.

Trivial Note - If the voice doesn't give it away (and it totally should), that's Wallace Shawn (best known as the Sicilian Vizzini in The Princess Bride) as Zek, a role he returns to six more times. Both Armin Shimerman (Quark) and Max Grodenchik (Rom) had appeared as different Ferengi on TNG, but Shawn was new to the franchise, though still a perfect casting choice. His very non-tiny bodyguard/manservant Maihar'du is played by Tiny Ron, a role he also returns to six more times. Also, this is the first time Rom acts like Rom, as he had been portrayed as a more typical Ferengi in his previous appearances.

131. "The Darkness and the Light" - Season 5, Episode 11 (1/6/97)

"Talk and lies won't help you. You're in the light, and the light reveals the truth." - Silaran

Occasional horror episodes populate most of the Trek shows, and while I'm a huge fan of horror stories, I don't know if there's really ever been a true standout Trek horror story. This one gets somewhat close, but just doesn't quite work for me. Maybe the whole thing's just a bit too neat. Maybe the plot ends up being a little too familiar for horror fans. I'm not sure. The presentation of the episode's villain, Silaran, is largely successful, though. His scarred face, his coldly crazy dialogue, and the harsh lighting in his big scene at the end are all well-worn horror tropes, but they work. Basically, and this is the case for several episodes where a Trek show tries a different genre, the story ends up being a little too pat to be truly memorable.

Trivial Note - The story for this episode was written by Bryan Fuller, who had worn down Trek's producers with a never-ending series of script submissions and pitches. This is his first career writing credit. He'd get story credit for another DS9 horror episode, "Empok Nor", then move over to Voyager and take on a bigger role there. After that, he was the creator and showrunner of WonderfallsDead Like Me, Pushing Daisies, and Hannibal (where his horror leanings worked out better). He's now working on both American Gods (the Neil Gaiman adaptation) and the new Star Trek show, which is due to air early next year.

130. "Battle Lines" - Season 1, Episode 13 (4/25/93)

"They don't know how to do anything else but die. They've forgotten how to live." - Kai Opaka

Narratively speaking, this is a very important episode. Kai Opaka was a major part of Bajoran society both during and after the Occupation, and her departure from the Alpha Quadrant cleared the way for the Winn/Bareil rivalry in season two and Winn's general presence on the series (which is significant). Opaka was also notable in her few direct appearances, as her meeting with Sisko was a big part of the pilot and she appears again later to push Sisko further down his destined path. That she leaves her role as Kai in this episode is odd, as nothing about this planet or its people is ever mentioned again. That she's still on the planet is also never mentioned again (I hope someone remembered to bring them food or a book or something). Still, the scene with her and Kira that features in the shot above is excellent and continues the development of Kira into the show's strongest character in the early seasons.

Trivial Note - Yep, that's Jonathan Banks as the leader of the Ennis. Banks' craggy face and craggier voice are best known from Breaking Bad, where he played the infinitely badass Mike Ehrmentraut. My recent rewatch of DS9 coincided with a binge of Breaking Bad, so those two shows will always be linked in my mind. They have more in common than you might think.

129. "Empok Nor" - Season 5, Episode 24 (5/19/97)

"Lately, I've noticed everyone seems to trust me. It's quite unnerving; I'm still trying to get used to it. Next thing I know, people are going to be inviting me to their homes for dinner." - Elim Garak

And here's the other Bryan Fuller episode. As with "The Darkness and the Light", this is a horror story, and again, it doesn't entirely work. What does work, though, is the directorial style. "The Darkness and the Light" had its moments, but director Mike Vejar really does well with this one. The Deep Space Nine station model is basically just tilted to create the Empok Nor establishing shots (the two stations are supposed to be identical in design), and that super cheap and practical effect works extremely well in this episode and the two others that feature this setting. Also, Vejar gives the story a real haunted house vibe, which is helped along by the gray, gloomy Cardassian architecture. The main issue I have is the sense that you knew all the randos were going to eat it, but that O'Brien, Garak, and Nog were never in danger. That greatly lessons the episode's suspense.

Trivial Note - The existence of Empok Nor (or any sister station of Deep Space Nine) was never even indirectly alluded to prior to this episode, though it isn't at all ridiculous that the Cardassians would build multiple stations from the same design (in fact, it would be ridiculous if they didn't). As mentioned above, the station appears twice more on the show, in season six's wonderful "The Magnificent Ferengi" and season seven's less wonderful "Covenant". Nog being taken hostage by Garak at the end is brought up in a bit of throwaway dialogue in season six's also wonderful "Rocks and Shoals".

128. "Shattered Mirror" - Season 4, Episode 20 (4/22/96)

"I look at Jake...and all I see...is the son that I'll never have." - Jennifer Sisko

The best part of this trip to the Mirror Universe is the banter between our newly introduced evil Regent Worf and his also-evil prisoner Garak. Frankly, there's not enough banter between regular Worf and Garak in the show, so it's nice that their gleefully villainous Mirror personas get to share so much screen time in this episode. Honestly, I could've watched a whole episode of Regent Worf's bloviating and Gul Garak's sycophantic attempts to curry his favor. The actual main story of the episode is far less interesting and involves Mirror Jennifer Sisko using Jake as a way to lure Capt. Sisko back to Mirrorland. It's not a terrible plot, but neither version of Jennifer that we see in the series is particularly memorable. Also, the Intendant spares Jake's life at the end, claiming that she'll collect on that debt from his father, which never happens.

Trivial Note - As mentioned above, Mirror Worf is introduced here. The plan for "Crossover" in season two was to have Mirror Worf be the Intendant's second-in-command, but Michael Dorn couldn't get away from filming TNG's final season. His character was replaced by Garak, which is coincidental since Worf's original character and his actual character are paired together here. Also, as is the case with most Mirror episodes, jokey references abound. The best is probably Worf's quoting of TNG's Capt. Picard, "Make it so!"

127. "The Reckoning" - Season 6, Episode 21 (4/29/98)

"The time of Reckoning is at hand. The Prophets will weep. Their sorrow will consume...the Gateway to the Temple." - Capt. Ben Sisko

Ah, the Pah-wraiths. I said we'd get into their story more, and here's our first opportunity. I probably feel a little better about their role in the show than I know many others do. DS9 embraces the concept of faith far, far more than any other iteration of Trek, and the series features multiple enlightening discussions on the topic involving both believers (Kira, Worf, eventually Sisko) and non-believers (O'Brien, Dax, Odo). The Prophets as gods, the Pah-wraiths as a holy evil, the Founders as gods, the Ferengi Great River, and the Klingon concept of honor all have a stake in the series, and much of this storytelling is rich and beautiful. Of those examples, the Pah-wraiths catch the most flak for being too one-dimensional (and uncomfortably taking up a lot of space in the series' jam-packed final arc), and maybe that's true, but they do echo many great evils that exist in religious storytelling, even if that type of tale lacks nuance. We'll continue to pick at this throughout the list. As far as this episode goes specifically, credit to director Jesus Salvador Trevino for his work with the final showdown. It looked suitably epic and gave me an odd Ghostbusters vibe, with the possessions of Kira and Jake and Kira's general look and demeanor at the end.

Trivial Note - Speaking of religious storytelling, Jake being chosen as the host for the Pah-wraith and Sisko deciding to let it play out echo similar instances of a deity asking a faithful servant to potentially sacrifice his or her own child (the Binding of Isaac in the Holy Bible/Torah probably being the most famous). When viewed with the rest of the series, Sisko putting Jake in this kind of danger seems out of character, but when viewed through the religious lens, it fits with what often happens in those tales. (Also, how you feel about this story often depends on how much stock you put in those tales, as, on a basic level, this is a horrible thing for any god to ask.) It should be noted that Jake was put in a similar position in season five's excellent "Rapture" and chose to protect his father's safety over following the will of the Prophets.

126. "Change of Heart" - Season 6, Episode 16 (3/4/98)

"I had to go back, and it did not matter what Starfleet thought or what the consequences were. She was my wife, and I could not leave her." - Lt. Cmdr. Worf

Much like "Empok Nor" or "The Sound of Her Voice", this is a pretty well-made, entertaining hour of TV that's undercut by a foundational flaw in the story. Married personnel aren't sent out on missions like the one Worf and Jadzia go on in this episode nowadays, and I don't know why that wouldn't be the case at any point in the future, even as far off as the 24th century. The possibility for a conflict of interest (which is exactly what happens here) is too great, so modern militaries don't (and haven't) allowed this to be an issue, if at all possible. It's just common sense, really. So, that's a hard fact to ignore, since we're talking about the entire central conflict of this story. Beyond that, there's good stuff. Michael Dorn and Terry Farrell were always wonderful together, and the heartbeat sequence that leads up to Worf making his final decision is nicely done. Also, it's hard not to feel a little squishy inside when Worf gives the speech that's partially quoted above to Sisko at the end. Those Klingons are nothing if not hopeless romantics. (A man died, probably horribly, because of Worf's decision, but still...romantic.)

Trivial Note - Terry Farrell, who had already decided to leave the series after season six, pushed for Worf to make the opposite decision in this episode, sacrificing Jadzia to complete the mission. Whether she felt that was the better story choice or she just wanted to go ahead and be done with the show is left for you to decide (she has explained her logic behind it as a story choice in interviews). While it's good they didn't go that route, as it would've been a difficult thing for Worf to get past as a character, it would've been a better death than the one Jadzia ends up getting. Also, the Bashir/Quark tongo B-story introduces the lousy subplot where it's revealed that they're both in love with Jadzia. This continues into season seven and just doesn't really work. They kinda both seem like creeps at times because of it.

125. "The Quickening" - Season 4, Episode 24 (5/20/96)

"But it's even more arrogant to think there isn't a cure just because you couldn't find it." - Lt. Cmdr. Jadzia Dax

Pursuant to my notion that the two horror-themed episodes just came off like OK attempts at that genre, this medical drama episode comes off like an OK attempt at this genre. The story here is fairly reminiscent of something you'd see on House or ER, and it never really breaks away from the predictability those shows often suffered from. You do get some nice drama with Bashir and the people on the planet, and this is first of a handful of incidents that begin to sour Bashir's sunny disposition, but this episode is just kind of there. If anything, it's another important, fairly early reminder of how ruthless the Dominion is.

Trivial Note - The blight is brought back up in season seven's also Bashir-focused "Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges". The story resonated with much of the cast and crew as it had originally began as a more obvious AIDS-allegory, which was a major concern for society at the time the episode was produced.

124. "The Forsaken" - Season 1, Episode 17 (5/23/93)

"It looks ordinary. I've never cared to be ordinary." - Ambassador Lwaxana Troi

In contrast to some of the other episodes around here, this episode is largely ranked this high due to one sequence. That's the centerpiece scenes with Odo and Lwaxana trapped in the turbolift. The rest of the episode is pretty forgettable, but that sequence kicks off an interesting relationship between the mismatched pair. It's easy to forget how much gruffer Odo was in the show's early days, but Lwaxana's friendship with him is one of the things that helped soften the Constable a bit. As for Lwaxana herself, this episode follows up on her later appearances on The Next Generation, where instead of being merely used as broad comic relief (pun intended), she becomes an avatar for all sorts of insecurities about aging, physical appearance, and parental relations. This began in the excellent "Half a Life" on that show, and persisted in every appearance she made afterwards. The quote above is a fairly succint encapsulation of a character that started out as a tremendous irritant but became far more dignified as time went on.

Trivial Note - This episode reuses a TNG gag where Capt. Picard nervously steps off a turbolift and searches the area for Lwaxana before completely exiting the lift. That happens in the aforementioned "Half a Life", and happens again here, with Odo in the Picard role. Also, Odo establishes that his hair and general humanoid appearance are modeled after Dr. Mora, who we haven't met yet, but will in season two's "The Alternate". And, while not really a trivial note, the way Majel Barrett delivers the line where she calls the Odo "the thin beige line" cracks me up.

123. "Facets" - Season 3, Episode 25 (6/12/95)

"If you don't mind, I'd like to borrow your bodies for a few hours." - Lt. Jadzia Dax

Here's another sort-of oddball episode, at least structurally. This is the one where Jadzia undergoes a Trill ceremony where she can directly interact with all the prior Dax hosts. The B-plot is basically the first half of the episode, where all her previous hosts save Curzon inhabit Kira, O'Brien, Leeta, Quark, Bashir, and Sisko. We don't get to spend much time with any of them, although Avery Brooks definitely makes a searing impression as the host of the serial killer Joran (the most terrifying appearance of the three Jorans seen on the show). After that, the A-plot kicks in, where Curzon inhabits Odo, but really melds with him, since Odo's Changeling-nature apparently allows for such a thing. There are interesting subplots to this, one featuring the ethics of Curzon permanently melding with Odo and the other allowing for Jadzia to work through some of her bitterness toward Curzon that was established in "Playing God". This is all interesting development for Dax (singly and collectively), but the weird structure definitely makes this episode an odd watch.

Trivial Note - There is a C-plot here, which the creators probably intended to be a B-plot, but all that Dax stuff is too disjointed to really feel like one coherent story. The C-plot involves Quark rigging part of Nog's Starfleet entrance exam, so the younger Ferengi would fail. This mainly allows for a cool scene where Rom confronts Quark and continues to be awesome. The real trivial note is that Chase Masterson's Leeta is established as a recurring player here. Masterson was set to play Jake's dabo girl love interest Mardah earlier in season three, but the age difference between Masterson and Cirroc Lofton was too great. She was then given a role later in season three where she basically had one quick scene with Bashir, not really a role you would expect to recur. Circumstances here allowed for that, though, as the producers needed another woman to serve as one of Dax's female past selves, and Masterson was brought back. This is all an odd way for a character who eventually becomes First Lady of the Ferengi Alliance to get her start.

122. "Sanctuary" - Season 2, Episode 10 (11/28/93)

"You were right. Bajor is not Kentanna." - Haneek

Another early example of the importance Bajoran politics played in the early seasons, "Sanctuary" is a mid-season two episode that inverts the formula with the Bajoran storyline that we'd seen to that point. The Skrreea come through the wormhole and claim that Bajor is their sacred, original homeworld Kentanna. The success of this episode largely rests on the series steering into the idea that the Bajor that existed before the Cardassians came was gone, with a fundamentally different society left behind in the Cardassians' wake. By this point, we'd already seen plenty of Bajoran infighting, but seeing them turn away a society so similar to their own puts a different face on it. (It's notable that the Skrreea aren't the most reasonable culture, either, since Starfleet offers them a perfectly acceptable alternate solution. But what works is that it's the Skrreea's faith that pulls them to Bajor, something the Bajorans should uniquely understand, yet still reject. Everyone ends up acting logically and reasonably, not faithfully.)

Trivial Note - The Skrreea become the second Gamma Quadrant race to mention the Dominion, and the first to mention them directly to Starfleet personnel (the Dosi mentioned them to Ferengi characters a few episodes prior). We'd be hearing about those Dominion fellows a fair amount over the rest of the series.

121. "Destiny" - Season 3, Episode 15 (2/13/95)

"It's hard to work for someone who's a religious icon." - Major Kira Nerys

While Bajoran politics were the major concern on DS9 before the Dominion showed up, Sisko's role as Emissary of the Prophets, established in the pilot, doesn't really come up that often during those years. This mid-season three episode is the first time since the pilot that his role as Emissary is directly addressed, and it was overdue. The most illuminating sequence in the episode is the one where Sisko and Kira finally have a conversation about her view of him. Is he simply her commanding officer, or does she, a faithful Bajoran, really see him as the Emissary? It's sort-of amazing that the show managed to go this long without that specific question arising, but it did. While the final resolution of Sisko's Emissary storyline may not be the greatest, the show mines some wonderful, low-key drama out of it in the long-term. Seeing him slowly grow more comfortable in the role and how his crewmates and colleagues react to it makes the storyline worthwhile in and of itself. And all that work basically starts here.

Trivial Note - Almost everything significant that happens in the show's final arc is foreshadowed somewhere (some events more subtly than others). Sisko's final confrontation with Dukat in the Fire Caves is alluded to in this episode's final bit of dialogue, as Vedek Yarka tells the Commander about Trakor's Fourth Prophecy, wherein the Emissary will face a fiery challenge...

120. "Image in the Sand" - Season 7, Episode 1 (9/30/98)

"Well, from here on out, I hope the Prophets keep their noses out of my business." - Joseph Sisko

I hashed this list out before I started writing this, editing it a couple of times and researching information like writers/directors for each episode and notable quotes. So, it comes as a surprise to me that I'm just now realizing that this is the lowest-rated season premiere on the list and the lowest-rated half of a multi-parter. I say that because I don't feel any ill will toward this episode, and really it does a fairly decent job of picking up the pieces from an impactful, but unsatisfying (for multiple reasons) season six finale and kicking off a fresh arc for the show. Any episode with Brock Peters as Sisko's father is improved by his presence, and the premiere wisely waits to the very end to bring Ezri into the mix. I guess it's 1 - That the episode doesn't stand on its own as well as other pieces of a two-parter and 2 -  The Pah-wraith story just doesn't feel complete at any point, and this episode heavily features that plotline. There are also two subplots, one involving a Romulan incursion into Bajoran territory and the other setting up Worf, Bashir, O'Brien, and Quark's attempt to get Jadzia's soul in Sto-vo-kor. The Bashir/Quark pining over Jadzia thing isn't good, and the Romulan move on Bajor ends up not making any bit of difference in the end, so those stories just don't take off.

Trivial Note - This is our first entry featuring Sisko's baseball since I went on and on about it in the note for "If Wishes Were Horses". The baseball falling off the piano at the beginning is what triggers Sisko's vision. It'll be a major part of the follow-up episode, "Shadows and Symbols", as well. Sisko's baseball is one of the cleanest and most effective bits of symbolism ever deployed on a TV show, as it hearkens back to the Prophets using baseball to try to understand Sisko (and vice versa) in the pilot. It still blows my mind that such a major piece of the show's mythology was introduced in an episode as goofy as "If Wishes Were Horses". The show pulled similar tricks by introducing important characters like Leeta and, especially, Damar in inauspicious ways.

119. "The Alternate" - Season 2, Episode 12 (1/9/94)

"I've done it to you again, haven't I, Odo? Made you a prisoner. Dear God, what have I done?" - Dr. Mora Pol

Star Trek has always made a habit of reusing certain actors. Character actors like James Cromwell, Tony Todd, Susanna Thompson, and Jeffrey Combs have been moving in-and-out of different roles in the different Trek productions since the days of the Original Series (which Cromwell appeared in). Another of those always welcome recurring players is James Sloyan, who made two notable appearances on The Next Generation (in "The Defector" and "Firstborn") and who appears here for the first time as Dr. Mora (he also appeared later on Voyager). He has a really cool voice and his worldly gravitas makes him uniquely able to really sell some of Trek's often crazy dialogue. This episode features two elements I really like. One is Dr. Mora's confrontational relationship with his "son", Odo. Their dialogue has all the feeling of a bitter, resentful child speaking to a distant, emotionally manipulative parent. The second is the mild horror homage that breaks out in the episode's latter half. I actually find all the Alien and The Thing parallels here far more effective than the more overt horror stylings of "The Darkness and the Light" and "Empok Nor".

Trivial Note - Rene Auberjonois was originally slated to play both Odo and Mora, with the idea being that Odo would've taken on a form similar to Mora's when they were together in the lab (he had already mentioned to Lwaxana Troi that his hair was modeled after Mora's). This would've echoed Brent Spiner's role as Dr. Soong, creator of Data and Lore, on TNG and Robert Picardo's role as Dr. Zimmerman, creator of the Emergency Medical Hologram, on both DS9 and Voyager (the latter example would happen after this). The makeup changes would've taken too long for the episode to film on schedule, so the idea was scrapped. A secondary note is that the monolith seen on the planet where the lifeform was found is also seen on the planet in the Omarion Nebula where Odo and Kira meet the Changelings in "The Search" two-parter.

118. "Emissary" - Season 1, Episodes 1 and 2 (1/3/93)

"Good luck, Mr. Sisko." - Capt. Jean-Luc Picard

The pilot for Deep Space Nine is a tough episode to rate, as it's, of course, tremendously important to the series, yet also deeply, deeply flawed. For much of the first season, the writers and actors on the show slowly gained a better handle on the characters, but the pilot, more than any other episode, shows how far off everybody was in the beginning. Avery Brooks is asked to do a lot here, and his performance is very up-and-down. Major Kira comes off a bit overcooked in several early episodes, and, as already mentioned, Bashir is irritating for most of the first season. The exposition in the episode is similarly all-over-the-place, highlighted by Odo's out-of-nowhere revelation that he's the only one of his kind (we didn't know that, but he was talking to Kira, who did, so why would he say it out loud?). There are plenty of moments that work, from the introductions of Dukat and Opaka to most of Picard's scenes (Patrick Stewart is always great), but, like most pilots, this one is extremely uneven (and overlong).

Trivial Note - Several things - this is the only episode that doesn't show the wormhole in the opening credits, to maintain the surprise when Sisko and Dax find it in the second hour. That's J.G. Hertzler playing the Vulcan captain of the Saratoga during the fight with the Borg. He later played General Martok in several episodes, and the Changeling Laas in "Chimera" (credited under a different name for each role). Of course, the Battle of Wolf 359 occurred offscreen in the TNG classic "The Best of Both Worlds, Part II", and is only ever seen onscreen here, in flashback. This is also the only time the Borg ever appear on this series, though they do receive a few mentions. Finally, some other guy was cast as Gul Dukat originally, but he was replaced with Marc Alaimo after the other actor had already filmed Dukat's intro scene. Alaimo had played Gul Macet in TNG's "The Wounded", where the Cardassians were introduced to the franchise, and the general look of the Cardassian makeup was largely modeled off of him.

17. "Life Support" - Season 3, Episode 13 (1/31/95)

"If he dies, then peace with Cardassia dies with him." - Kai Winn Adami

This is a very intriguing episode, but also an oddly focused one. The death of Vedek Bareil is the first major death on the series (even if the character was never a fan favorite), but instead of focusing the story on Kira, the episode puts Bashir in the spotlight. This is a holdover from an earlier concept for the story that makes a more overt connection to Frankenstein, but most of that was toned way down in the final script, which makes the prominence of Bashir in the episode seem out of place. Still, this is an impactful episode, mostly for what it gives us with Kai Winn. Until very late in the show, she was a nearly perfect villain, in the sense that she was deeply loathsome yet also someone with clear, not necessarily villainous motivations. She had an ego, sure, but she was convinced what she was doing was the will of the Prophets (many religious fanatics in real life could be described the same way, just sub out whichever deity for the Prophets). Here, she almost gets too much venom directed at her from Bashir, as the peace made with Cardassia is a major accomplishment for Bajor, but she's just so hateable that it's hard to know what to make of her in this episode. Also, when Kira finally gets to have her moment with Bareil at the end, it's really sad, and it reminds us how important Kira is to the series.

Trivial Note - There's a subplot about Jake and Nog going on a double date, and Nog making an ass out of himself with his reductive Ferengi views on women. The story is fine, but writer Ronald D. Moore (one of the major creative forces behind this series from season three on) hated the way the A and B-plots played against each other. Also, that's Saved by the Bell's Lark Voorhies as Jake's date. Separately, while it doesn't directly lead to the events that transpire later in the season, the peace treaty between Bajor and Cardassia plays heavily in the Cardassian political upheaval that unfolds over the next several seasons.

116. "Behind the Lines" - Season 6, Episode 4 (10/20/97)

"Do you realize what you just did?! You just handed the Alpha Quadrant to the Dominion!" - Major Kira Nerys

The first of the six episodes that cover the "re-taking Deep Space Nine" arc that begins season six to appear on the list, "Behind the Lines" basically commits one major error. The storyline where Sisko pines for command of the Defiant after being bumped up in Starfleet's hierarchy just takes up too much time in an episode where so much else is going on. While the title could be read as being about both this storyline and the events on the station itself, it more directly refers to Sisko's longing, which is in keeping with Trek's romantic views on captains and their ships, but not in keeping with what's really important in the moment. The parts of the episode that focus on Terok Nor are strong, however, as they were in all six episodes of this arc. The way the Female Changeling mind-f@#$s Odo is masterful, and you can feel her manipulation in every scene she's in. Perhaps I ding this episode too much because of the bad taste it leaves in your mouth, because that bad taste is intentional and sets up the following two-parter.

Trivial Note - As I said before, almost every major event that occurs in the show's final arc is foreshadowed somewhere. This episode establishes Damar's love of kanar (he's also promoted from Glinn to Gul, which isn't unimportant). His drinking is generally representative of his discomfort with Cardassia's alliance with the Dominion, and the things he does in service of that alliance.

115. "Rules of Acquisition" - Season 2, Episode 7 (11/7/93)

"This is not about profit anymore, it's about love!" - Pel

I've mentioned before that the show had a habit of introducing important characters/plot elements in very random ways, and this episode takes the cake when it comes to that, but I'll leave that for the trivial note. This is the first of the Ferengi episodes to directly address the rampant chauvinism in Ferengi society, something that continues to be a concern for the rest of the series. Pel is a nice little character, the kind whose instantly likability immediately makes the audience root for her. That she's likable makes this episode work, and it's a nice job by the writers and the actress since Ferengi aren't usually ever likable, and definitely not instantly. Plus, you get more Rules of Acquisition, which are always welcome, and you get the Dosi, who may have the best/worst makeup of any Trek race (and there is some fierce competition in that category). It's truly astounding, in a colorfully hideous way.

Trivial Note - So yeah, that big reveal. The Dominion receive their first mention in this episode, when one of the Dosi talks about putting Quark and Pel in touch with the Karemma, a member race. The Karemma reappear in both "The Search, Part I", where they help the Defiant track down the Jem'Hadar, and in "Starship Down". Quark is used in both episodes as an intermediary, as the Ferengi and Karemma continue their business dealings even after early hostilities break out between the Dominion and the Alpha Quadrant powers. While the writers hadn't yet decided on much about the Dominion when they were scripting this episode, they knew they were going to make them some kind of significant threat, and specifically made first mention of them here to throw the audience off a little bit. I don't know why I really love this, but I do.

114. "Statistical Probabilities" - Season 6, Episode 9 (11/24/97)

"But sometimes, when the odds are so stacked against you, you've just got to take a chance." - Dr. Julian Bashir

Another entry, another episode that could be fairly described as "odd". The oddness here is definitely by design, at least in part, as this is the episode that introduces the Jack Pack, a group of strange, genetically engineered super-geniuses, who are too difficult for anyone but Bashir, himself also genetically engineered, to work with. The episode begins as a bit of lighthearted farce, as Bashir attempts to interact with a bunch of near-cartoon characters, but things turn serious after the Pack comes to the mathematical conclusion that the Federation and its allies have no real chance to defeat the Dominion. Do these two segments fit together at all? Sorta, kinda. And things get even more disjointed when the Pack attempts to leak classified intel to the Dominion and force the Federation to surrender. This all makes a bit more sense on the screen, but the episode is supposed to be off-kilter. While the individual Jack Pack members may be annoying, I do like that the series shows some of the downsides of the utopia that Gene Roddenberry dreamed up. Not everyone's gonna get to live happy, normal lives, and these oddballs are one of the few examples of a wart in paradise.

Trivial Note - The middle section of the episode, where Bashir and the others predict the fall of the Federation and the later rise of a similar, stronger organization, is a riff on Isaac Asimov's Foundation novels. Another bit of foreshadowing (although this is less foreshadowing, and more of an outright declaration from Jack and Lauren), Damar is going through internal turmoil after he killed Ziyal in "Sacrifice of Angels". This feeds heavily into his final character arc. Finally, this is the first of two episodes of the series to be directed by Anson Williams, best known as Potsie on Happy Days. He also helmed the season seven classic "It's Only a Paper Moon".

113. "Sons and Daughters" - Season 6, Episode 3 (10/13/97)

"I cannot change the mistakes I have made, but from this day forward, I promise I will stand with you." - Lt. Cmdr. Worf

While I rate this episode higher than "Behind the Lines", this is probably the least essential to the opening arc of season six. That this episode mostly focuses on the Klingons, particularly Worf and his estranged son Alexander, keeps it from feeling completely in step with the five episodes around it. With that said, it's still a fairly strong episode. The biggest black mark is Marc Worden's performance as Alexander, who doesn't really have the fire needed to hold his own in a story filled with so many Klingons. The familial drama between he and Worf is reasonably solid (especially compared to some of their weaker encounters on TNG), and any episode that features J.G. Hertzler's General Martok is better for it. The Kira-centered story on Terok Nor is also less necessary than the station-set scenes in the other five episodes of this arc, as she ends the episode in largely the same place she began it, but the reintroduction of Ziyal will be hugely important very soon (and we get to see Dukat be as oily as he ever is on this show, and that's saying a whole lot).

Trivial Note - Many, many notable actors and actresses got a boost early in their careers playing a random Star Trek role. Adam Scott, Ashley Judd, Tom Hardy, Kirsten Dunst, Sarah Silverman, Teri Hatcher, Famke Janssen, Dwayne Johnson, and on and on and on. I don't know if any example is more random, though, than Gabrielle Union appearing as a Klingon crew member in this episode.

112. "'Til Death Do Us Part" - Season 7, Episode 18 (4/14/99)

"They say that marrying Kasidy is a mistake - and maybe it is - but it's my mistake to make." - Capt. Ben Sisko

And now we come to the series' final arc. "Extreme Measures" is technically part of the closing storyline, but it's easily the most disconnected of the nine segments, so rating it low wasn't a difficult call. As for the other eight, they're a different animal altogether. Separating each one and judging it on its own merits is rather difficult, considering how interconnected the storytelling is. This one gets bumped down to the lowest spot of the group mainly due to the repetitive nature of the Worf/Ezri encounters. Their storyline in these early episodes is fine, and they have a knockout scene together later in the arc, but it's too static in these early episodes, as the writers had to stretch out their imprisonment to line up with the other stories, particularly Damar's. Damar's, by the way, is probably the best story in the closing arc, and it hasn't really gotten going at this point, which also dings the episode just a bit. All that said, this is an essential episode for series viewing, as all the final nine episodes are.

Trivial Note - Hardly a trivial matter at all, but the storyline that gives this episode its title is the Sisko/Yates marriage plot. This sort of ties in to the Pah-wraith plot, which also begins in this episode with the arrival of Winn and a disguised Dukat to the station. I'll save these breakdowns for later. As for the actual wedding itself, note that Admiral Ross officiates, as the show quickly forgets about the revelations about him from "Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges". Also, Sisko and Yates hang on for four seasons before getting hitched, which includes some time she spent in the slammer. Yates isn't the show's strongest character, but she complements Sisko well (and vice versa), and I like how the show plays out their relationship.

111. "Vortex" - Season 1, Episode 12 (4/18/93)

"Home? Where is it? Someday we'll know...cousin." - Constable Odo

OK, so while that quote above is best representative of this episode, it's painfully on-the-nose. Such is the nature of season one of this series. Beyond that, though, you can start to see the series' identity take more shape in this episode. By this point, "Past Prologue" had helped give us a good sense of Kira, and it and "Captive Pursuit" had given us an idea of the more complicated ethical questions the show would raise. This is another of the first season's stronger outings, as it starts to push Odo in the direction that would eventually lead him back to the Great Link at the series' end. I ragged on the lousy dialogue in the pilot that established Odo's mysterious backstory and just ragged on the quote above for both lacking any sense of nuance (or need to be said aloud), but this episode starts to give some shading to the character, who was mainly a gruff policeman up to this point. Also, Cliff DeYoung brings an easy, slacker charisma to the role of Croden.

Trivial Note - Morn's name is first mentioned here, and the first mention of his talkative nature is made. Even though he's never credited, Mark Allen Shepherd appears in more episodes as Morn than Cirroc Lofton does as Jake Sisko (and he's in the opening credits). The name Morn is an anagram of Norm, an oblique reference to the barfly from Cheers. As for Odo's plot, this is the first time his species is referred to as Changelings (which is the most accepted name for them going forward, more so than Shapeshifters). Also, Croden speaks of Changelings who live in the Gamma Quadrant on a planet hidden inside a nebula. Albeit on a different planet in a different nebula, this turns out to be true in "The Search, Part I".

110. "Strange Bedfellows" - Season 7, Episode 19 (4/21/99)

"Go! Crawl back to your Prophets! Beg their forgiveness! Live the rest of your life in Sisko's shadow!" - Dukat

The Winn character arc in this episode is a particularly thorny one. I've written before about how effective Winn was as a kind-of villain in the first six seasons. Her major role in the final arc is a questionable heel turn that I still don't know how to feel about. Disguised Dukat plays her like a fiddle in the tirade that's quoted above, especially with that last part. Kira spat some venom at her at the end of "The Reckoning" that picked at the same wound, and the two have another excellent conversation here that serves as the highlight of the entire episode. Watch Louise Fletcher's face change from somber to defensive after Kira suggests Winn step down as Kai. In one swoop, any sympathy she had gained earlier in the story was gone, and hateable Winn was back. Unfortunately, hateable Winn goes full-on Bond villain with Dukat in the final scene, which is pretty laughable. Such is the nebulous nature of the final Pah-wraith arc. More on the other stories in the note...

Trivial Note - Worf and Ezri continue to bicker, as they did for most of the prior two episodes. Worf does get to hand Weyoun his most hilarious death, though, with a quick neck snap during an interrogation. Damar's reaction, and his reaction to meeting the next Weyoun are both priceless. Of course, Damar makes his ultimate decision to rebel against the Dominion is this episode, but we'll discuss that more in the entries for later episodes. Also, after the previous episode ended with a teaser about it, the Breen officially align themselves with the Dominion at the start of this episode, which turns the war on its head. I have much to say about the Breen, one of my favorite Trek creations, which I will unleash on you at some point.

109. "Armageddon Game" - Season 2, Episode 13 (1/30/94)

"It was hell. You can see for yourself; the man never stops talking." - Chief Miles O'Brien

I mentioned in the entry for season one's awful "The Storyteller" that the Bashir/O'Brien friendship storyline began there, and that's true. However, the Bashir/O'Brien friendship storyline that's, ya know, good begins here. This is a fairly self-contained episode otherwise, but it's nice to go back and see when the two characters really start to develop their banter, as this bromance becomes one of the cornerstones of the series going forward. Keiko also gets something to do, which doesn't happen as often as it should, as her persistence is what finally convinces Sisko and the others to not give up hope on the dynamic duo, though that all gets undercut with the episode's humorous final exchange. That exchange is admittedly funny, but poor Keiko can't do right even when she does right.

Trivial Note - This episode was nominated for an Emmy for Best Hairstyling. The aliens' hairpieces are alarmingly ridiculous, even by Star Trek standards, so who's to say where that nomination came from. Apparently, the strain in the relationship between Bashir and O'Brien in the early seasons was somewhat mirrored by actors Alexander Siddig and Colm Meaney, who argued over their political views and national heritages (Siddig was raised in England and Meaney is Irish), though these seem to be as much friendly disputes as anything.

108. "Waltz" - Season 6, Episode 11 (1/8/98)

"They thought I was their enemy?! They don't know what it is to be my enemy! But they will!" - Gul Dukat

This is an extremely difficult episode to rate, one of the hardest of the series. On one hand, it has a bit of a forced climax, and leads Dukat down a character path that's basically insane. On the other hand, it's tense and well-directed, with nice character insights into Dukat before his over-the-top meltdown at the end and an interesting, successful take on three characters presented completely from Dukat's perspective. I do enjoy the interplay between Avery Brooks and Marc Alaimo, as Alaimo, in particular, modulates easily from a broken, defeated Dukat to a restless, tortured Dukat to a psychopathic supervillain Dukat. The episodes where Avery Brooks was asked to get loud and preachy didn't normally feature him at his best, but here he pulls off a truth-telling Sisko who's also wounded and desperate. And I do enjoy Dukat's projections of Weyoun, Damar, and Kira, each believably the version of those characters that Dukat would imagine in his head. It's too bad the climax goes so far with the character, and leads him in a less enjoyable direction for the remainder of the series.

Trivial Note - Somewhat famously, this episode and Dukat's general heel turn in the final season and a half were responses to a growing number of Trek fans online who were trying to argue that Dukat was really a hero. The writing staff was dumbfounded by this, as Dukat had always been presented as a war criminal, so they wanted to force him to confront his past actions, which would finally push him over the edge into full-on villainy. This doesn't entirely work, as it robs the character of his one true defining trait. He was always the hero in his own mind. He laid out his philosophy on true conquest to Weyoun in "Sacrifice of Angels", and his desire for others to accept him and recognize his true greatness is largely, though not entirely, missing from this point on.

107. "Shakaar" - Season 3, Episode 24 (5/22/95)

"I didn't fight the Cardassians for 25 years just so I can start shooting other Bajorans." - Shakaar Edon

This episode features some interesting character work, as the series loved picking at the Occupation, the Resistance, and those who took part in them. Shakaar, former leader of Kira's Resistance cell, is introduced here and quickly becomes a major player in the series (even though most of what he accomplishes actually occurs off-screen). The episode's resolution is perhaps a bit too neat (Shakaar's election as First Minister sorta comes out of nowhere), but the real meat on this bone comes from the character interactions, mostly those involving the former Resistance fighters, but also Kai Winn. She's at her most megalomaniacal here (at least until the final arc), and her big speech to Sisko is shot very effectively. As for Kira and her merry men (and women), all their relationships feel real and lived-in, which is impressive considering Kira was the only one we'd seen before this episode. The Dominion storyline defined the show, but the Bajor-Cardassia fallout contained multitudes.

Trivial Note - That's John Noble from The Wire and Gotham struggling to not look ridiculous in a Bajoran uniform at the end. He plays Lenaris Holem, the officer pursuing Shakaar's rebels. Also, Duncan Regehr makes the first of several appearances as the title character. I mention this merely because his prior appearance on Trek came in TNG's laughably insane "Sub Rosa". Playing Shakaar was a major step up from playing a seductive Scottish ghost.

106. "Business as Usual" - Season 5, Episode 18 (4/7/97)

"28 million dead? Can't we just wound some of them?" - Quark

This episode's more-or-less a straight morality play, which would fit in more on one of the previous Trek incarnations. DS9 was usually never quite so black-and-white when it came to ethics, particularly with non-human characters. Quark, in particular, holds on to chauvinistic Ferengi views toward women and venal capitalistic notions all the way to the end of the series, though his exposure to Federation (and occasionally Klingon) principles affects him at several points in the show. You could argue whether his balking at the notion of staying in the weapons dealing business is just some Federation morality rubbing off on him, or if it's simply too ghastly a racket for even a true Ferengi like him to stay in. Either way, the episode attacks something that was more an overt concern in the 90's than it perhaps is now (even though international arms dealing has continued unabated in the interim, we just care more about domestic gun ownership now), and does it effectively, while keeping from straying into Trek's often off-putting preachiness.

Trivial Note - The cast here is great. Josh Pais plays Quark's cousin Gaila, who had been mentioned multiple times on the show before this and who returns in "The Magnificent Ferengi". He slurs his way through his sleazy lines perfectly. The always terrifying Steven Berkoff is typically intimidating at Hagath, and the great gangster heavy Lawrence Tierney plays the Regent. Alexander Sidding (credited again as Siddig El Fadil) directed this outing, the first of two directorial efforts for him on the show. His uncle, Malcolm McDowell (a Trek veteran), was originally eyed for the Hagath role, but was sadly unavailable, though Berkoff was extremely effective.

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I Can Live with It...Ranking the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Episodes, Part I

by The Octopus Man

Hello all, I'm the new guy here at Atlanta Classic Comics. I like lists. This is a list. All right, now that that's settled, let's get started.

In my opinion, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is the overall strongest Trek series, and I don't think it's close. Star Trek and Star Trek: The Next Generation were great, but inconsistent, a problem which has plagued the franchise as a whole. DS9 overcame the consistency bug as much as any Trek show ever has and gave the franchise several of its greatest characters and storylines. The show also was one of the first series of any kind to embrace serialized storytelling, which has come to dominate the television landscape. The Paramount executives originally wanted the Dominion storyline to last through one two-part episode. The show ended up stretching that tale out over five seasons. That kind of thing may seem normal now, but it nearly required an act of Congress to make it to air in 1994. If you've never watched the show, this list probably won't do much for you, sorry; but if you have...prepare your angry comments.

Since Star Trek fans are known for their attention to detail, here's my methodology for this ranking. Every episode counts separately. Two-part episodes that didn't air together count as two distinct episodes. Each episode should be able to judged on its own as well as part of a longer story. The only real exceptions here are the pilot, the series finale, and the season four premiere, which all aired as one 90-minute episode (2 hours with commercials). Those are counted as one episode. All total, that means we have 173 episodes of this seven season behemoth to wade through. So, let's get down to it, and put our worst foot forward...

173. "The Passenger" - Season 1, Episode 9 (2/21/93)

"Make...me...live..." - Rao Vantika

We begin at the bottom with this horrid season one offering. The show didn't really become itself until season three (or season four if you want to fight about it), and several episodes from the first season in particular were reworked pitches for the then-still airing Next Generation. The show's cast of characters, which became arguably its greatest strength, weren't yet fully fleshed out, and Dr. Julian Bashir may be the prime example. The Bashir of season one was an annoying twerp who grated far more than the show's production team intended. This problem would be fixed by season two, but that didn't help this episode, which sees Bashir become infected with a dying master criminal's consciousness without knowing it. Alexander Siddig (credited as Siddig El Fadil at this point) struggles mightily with this criminal persona, and his line deliveries toward the end are pretty laughable. The character becomes one of the show's best, but this...this is just awful.

Trivial Note - This series did an admirable job of maintaining continuity with itself and the prior Trek productions (something the previous productions largely didn't do), but I feel like even the show was too embarrassed of this episode to reference it in season six's "Inquisition", where Bashir is accused of unknowingly being a Dominion sleeper agent. That episode points out other potentially suspicious instances from Bashir's past, but avoids this turd, even though pretty much the exact thing the Doctor is accused of in that episode happens to him in this one.

172. "Profit and Lace" - Season 6, Episode 23 (5/13/98)

"You may be a lousy son, but you made a wonderful daughter." - Ishka

Oh lord, this episode is hard to get through. Gender dynamics were never really Trek's strong suit (except on the otherwise unremarkable Star Trek: Voyager), but this episode ranks down among the lowest of the low when it comes to portrayals of women in popular culture, which is especially a shame considering how many strong female characters populate this series. In case you don't remember, or repressed the memory, Quark has to pose as a woman to impress a Ferengi businessman (played by the great Henry Gibson). There are a couple of funny moments in the script (or maybe I was drunk when I watched it), but they are few and far between. Armin Shimerman (who's great as Quark in general) apparently refused to film an earlier version of this script. I really cannot imagine how chauvinistic that version had to be.

Trivial Note - Not to pick on him, but this was the second of two episodes to be directed by Alexander Siddig, who plays Dr. Bashir (and who recently appeared on Game of Thrones as Prince Doran Martell). He and Armin Shimerman wanted to take a supposedly funny concept and push it into more serious territory. The producers wanted the episode to be a complete farce. It ended up being a farce, in all the wrong ways.

171. "Meridian" - Season 3, Episode 8 (11/14/94)

"After eight lifetimes as a humanoid, existing as pure consciousness...might be interesting." - Lt. Jadzia Dax

I would rank this episode as the worst of the show, if it weren't for one scene. That's the scene between Dax and Cmdr. Sisko when it appears Dax is leaving to exist in another dimension with that dude in the picture up there (that dude, by the way, is Brett Cullen, who's appeared in several notable projects, like Lost and The Dark Knight Rises). Avery Brooks and Terry Farrell play the scene well, and it legitimately feels like an emotional goodbye between long-time friends. Everything else in the episode is garbage, though, from the unconvincing romance between Farrell and Cullen, to the random impulsiveness of Dax wanting to leave, to the disgusting subplot about Quark making a sex hologram of Major Kira for a creepy alien (you read that right). And all this came at a point when the show should've grown out of such nonsense.

Trivial Note - The aforementioned creepy alien was played with impressive creepiness by Jeffrey Combs, in his first of many appearances on this show and Trek in general. He's best known for appearing in the Re-Animator film series, and apparently came in second to Jonathan Frakes for the role of Cmdr. Riker on The Next Generation. Frakes directed this episode and recommended Combs for the creep part. Combs would return to play two more wonderful creeps, Brunt and Weyoun, for the rest of the show.

170. "The Storyteller" - Season 1, Episode 14 (5/2/93)

"Once upon a time...there was a Dal'Rok!" - Chief Miles O'Brien

So that blob up there in the picture is the big monster whatever in "The Storyteller". You can imagine why it's hard to take this episode very seriously. Prior to the Dominion storyline, Bajor was the major going concern on DS9 (and it remained a major part of the show all the way to the very end). The Bajorans are an interesting race of oppressed people with a strong sense of spirituality, or at least they normally are. Here, they're a bunch of morons who are afraid of a giant cloud of shaving cream that was created for...reasons. Something about making sure that these people's story gets told and remembered. So they created a floating cloud of shaving cream that can apparently fire energy bursts at people, injuring or killing them. Maybe this seemed like a better idea on the page.

Trivial Note - The friendship between O'Brien and Bashir is a cornerstone of the series, and it more-or-less starts here. The two had briefly bickered in prior episodes, but this was the first time they were paired together in an A-story and O'Brien's initial annoyance with Bashir was a major plot point. Somehow, we get to the Battle of Britain and The Alamo from here.

169. "Time's Orphan" - Season 6, Episode 24 (5/20/98)

"Molly...home" - Molly O'Brien

One of the more popular choices for worst episode of the series, "Time's Orphan" mostly sucks because of the super-bizarre decision-making of the O'Briens. They go from zero to abandon-our-daughter-on-a-deserted-planet pretty quickly. Like that's obviously the better option than having her get professional help. Um...OK. I know there are instances on the series where being studied by scientists is reasonably painted as a very bad thing (Odo's backstory, for example), but having a violently aggressive person receive specialized treatment from professionals doesn't sound so horrible to me. Of course, their abandonment plan works like a charm, and they get their original, non-feral daughter back. You know...how most time-displaced, feral child stories end.

Trivial Note - This, like many of DS9's dregs, was originally a Next Generation story, although season six was long past when that practice had largely stopped. Why did this one get produced four years after TNG went off the air? Because it was produced for that show, too, as the season seven episode "Firstborn", featuring a time-traveling Alexander confronting Worf. That episode was better. Much better.

168. "Move Along Home" - Season 1, Episode 10 (3/14/93)

"It's only a game." - Falow

Ah yes, the most popular choice for worst DS9 episode. I really can't say what it is about this stinkbomb that makes me rank it as merely the sixth-worst episode of the show, and not the worst-worst. Maybe it's hearing Avery Brooks sing the "Allamarine" rhyme in his macho man voice. Maybe it's the pleasantly laughable makeup the alien Wadi have on. Maybe it's super-high-strung season one Kira shouting her way through the game. Maybe it's Maybelline. But it's probably because the five episodes below this one are actively awful, and not merely childish and ridiculous. So there's that.

Trivial Note - This episode marks the first official, diplomatic contact between the crew and a Gamma Quadrant civilization. Fortunately for the viewer, the other Gamma Quadrant races are...not stupid and terrible.

167. "Prodigal Daughter" - Season 7, Episode 11 (1/6/99)

"You always said that I was too weak...to handle the tough ones. I'm not. I proved it. I handled the problem you couldn't. I handled it." - Norvo Tigan

This episode is a mess befitting the creative scramble that had to go on just to get it finished before its airdate. Originally, writers David Weddle and Bradley Thompson wanted to follow up on the Orion Syndicate storyline that had been kicked around on the show the previous two seasons. O'Brien was to be the main character, but the story proved too difficult to nail down in time, so the Ezri-family backstory plot was introduced. Somehow this episode manages to take two of the show's weaker elements in its later seasons, the Orion Syndicate and Ezri, and still not do justice to either of them. The amount of work required to get this one in the can also weakened the two subsequent episodes and contributed to the overexposure of Ezri in the final season, so congrats "Prodigal Daughter". Way to go.

Trivial Note - That's Mad Men's Kevin Rahm (he plays Ted Chaough in that show's later seasons) playing Ezri's sensitive artist brother Norvo. He does a reasonable job, and the defacing of his own art provided the episode with its only successful moment. Obviously, he'd fare better with the material on Mad Men than he did here.

166. "The Emperor's New Cloak" - Season 7, Episode 12 (2/3/99)

"I'm really beginning to hate this universe!" - Rom

The return of the Mirror Universe to Star Trek is generally considered a successful venture on DS9's part. After a recent rewatch of the series, though, the Mirror Universe hasn't aged super-well. Of course, no one really liked this episode when it first aired, so I don't know how far it could realistically fall. This was the episode directly after "Prodigal Daughter", and it's one of the episodes that was damaged by the amount of attention its predecessor had to receive just to get finished in time. There are funny bits here and there, particularly when Grand Nagus Zek explains his reasons for coming to the Mirror Universe in the first place - "It seemed like a good idea at the time," - but shoddy writing and a sad, softcore view of lesbians help drag down an episode that was both the last Ferengi episode and the last Mirror Universe episode.

Trivial Note - The episode's entire plot rests on there being no cloaking devices in the Mirror Universe, as this is presented as a tool that could change the balance of power in the dumb rebellion going on over there. Unfortunately, the second Mirror Universe episode, "Through the Looking Glass", shows MU ships cloaking. Oops. Though this did allow for the cloaked cloaking device sequence, which was the other successful part of this episode.

165. "The Muse" - Season 4, Episode 21 (4/29/96)

"The day I met her...is the day I stopped feeling alone." - Constable Odo

Such are the disadvantages of Star Trek's bloated 26-episode seasons (at least on this show and TNG) that even the best season of the series had this clunker in it. A quick look at the writing credits would make you think that Majel Barrett, widow of franchise creator Gene Roddenberry, had used her clout to get a lousy story made, but this isn't entirely the problem. The story that featured Barrett as Lwaxana Troi isn't great by any means, but it's not completely objectionable. I actually liked the interplay between her and Odo in the three episodes they have together. Odo's quote above is from his wedding speech (oh yeah, they get married in this episode, though it's only for show), and it has real feeling behind it, given what we'd seen between those characters before. No, the problem here is the plot that gives the episode its title. Meg Foster (They Live, Leviathan, Masters of the Universe) plays a good creepy woman, but her story with Jake here is just a complete zero.

Trivial Note - The novel that Jake starts writing with the assistance of a life force-draining alien temptress is called Anslem, which is also the name of his acclaimed novel in the future-set parts of "The Visitor", an episode which is about a zillion bajillion times better than this one.

164. "Through the Looking Glass" - Season 3, Episode 19 (4/17/95)

"I can't let her die. Not again." - Cmdr. Benjamin Sisko

Hey, it's the Mirror Universe again. This episode (the second trip to Mirrorland) more or less has the same strengths and weaknesses of the other MU episodes. If you don't mind how nonsensical the MU is, it's a lot of fun. If you can't get the past all the ridiculousness, though, these episodes are a tough watch. This one, though, has three issues the others don't have. 1 - It kills off the space pirate Mirror Ben Sisko that appeared in "Crossover". I don't think killing a space pirate offscreen is ever a good idea. 2 - Sisko casually sleeps with Mirror Dax (and it's implied he may have hit it with Mirror Kira, too). 3 - Sisko does this in order to help Mirror Jennifer Sisko (the MU version of his dead wife). Number two on that list is enough to torpedo the whole episode, as it's awfully creepy for the generally decent Sisko to sex up women who are identical in appearance to two of his closest friends, but it's extra sleazy that he does this in order to help his dead wife's doppelgänger.

Trivial Note - Yes, that's Tuvok from Star Trek: Voyager appearing in the Mirror Universe here. Sure, why not? (Actually, this makes more sense than most things in the MU.) Also, the MU isn't kind to the Ferengi characters, as they drop like flies over there. Mirror Rom bites it in this one.

163. "A Man Alone" - Season 1, Episode 4 (1/17/93)

"Commander, laws change depending on who's making them - Cardassians one day, Federation the next - but justice is justice." - Constable Odo

Counting the 90 minute pilot as one, this was actually the second episode produced for the show, and the first to be produced on a normal schedule with a normal budget. Sadly, this type of episode was the norm for season one, as it plays at something kind of interesting (Odo's role in the Occupation doesn't come up as much as you might think), but delivers a flat, bland story that's resolved with some convenient sci-fi nonsense. There was good material to mine here, but the episode just doesn't succeed, coming off more like a crappy Law & Order story...in SPAAACE!

Trivial Note - Seeing as how this is such an early episode, several characters and relationships are established here. Rom is given a name, and his familial relationships to Quark and Nog are made explicit, though he acts like a typical Ferengi and not the Rom we come to know later (actor Max Grodenchik appeared as a Ferengi in the pilot, but his name and biographical info went unmentioned). Also, the Jake/Nog friendship is established, as is Keiko O'Brien's early role of schoolteacher.

162. "Rivals" - Season 2, Episode 11 (1/2/94)

"In the end, it all comes down to luck." - Cos

Even by early DS9 standards, this is a doofy episode. That's actor Chris Sarandon up there, and if you recognize him, it's probably from his work in great movies like Dog Day Afternoon or, more likely, The Princess Bride. Here, he plays some rando con artist who acquires a device that controls luck...or something like that. He starts a casino-type place that hurts Quark's business, which in turn leads Quark to set up a racquetball match between Bashir and O'Brien, which is also affected by this luck device, which has now been replicated and enlarged by con artist casino-man. Got all that? No? Well, it doesn't play any better on screen, either.

Trivial Note - Bashir and O'Brien's racquetball rivalry is easily the best part of the episode (the outfits they wear while they play aren't, however.) This was meant to be a recurring part of their friendship, but the futuristic racquetball set was too costly, so racquetball became darts in future episodes. Decisions like these are why Hollywood producers get paid the big bucks, people.

161. "A Simple Investigation" - Season 5, Episode 17 (3/31/97)

"I fell in love with a woman who never really existed." - Constable Odo

Odo is among the best characters on DS9, but the episode where he gets a little sexytime does not rank among his shining moments. As with any episode where a one-off romance is the driving force behind the plot, chemistry between (what is usually) a series regular and a one-time guest star makes or breaks the story. Here, that chemistry is sadly lacking, as is anything to make the skin tone of Rene Auberjonois' Odo mask match the color of the rest of his body, which makes his shirtless, post-coital scene weirdly upsetting. Also, this is an Orion Syndicate episode, and none of those are any good.

Trivial Note - Dey Young is the actress who plays Odo's love interest here, and she's perhaps best known as the snobby saleswoman in Pretty Woman (that's actually how she's credited in that movie). Once my wife (the Octopus Woman) realized that, there was no coming back for this character in her mind. Playing such a hateable character can follow you around for a while.

160. "Honor Among Thieves" - Season 6, Episode 15 (2/25/98)

"I don't forget my friends, cause friends - they're like family. Nothing's more important. Nothing." - Liam Bilby

Hey, look, another Orion Syndicate episode. I don't know if this storyline was ever going to amount to anything on the show, but it seems they either should've been a bigger part of the series or just done away with altogether. There's really nothing here, and the nominal work that was done in "The Ascent" and "A Simple Investigation" to make them seem like the hardest of the hardcore criminals is undercut here by presenting them as...just a bunch of schmos. The Bilby character isn't terrible, but he seems like a real sad sack to be part of this supposedly elite space mafia. Also, why the hell did Starfleet send O'Brien on this mission? The only scene that features most of the main cast basically serves as a reminder of why it's stupid to take the chief engineer of a critical space station off duty during wartime. The short answer - stuff breaks.

Trivial Note - Many of the trivial notes here at the bottom of the list involve guest stars, as most of these episodes have little to no bearing on the rest of the series. This one's no different. That's Michael Harney in the role of O'Brien's Starfleet Intelligence handler. Harney's best known for brilliantly playing the deeply insecure prison counselor Sam Healy on Orange Is the New Black.

159. "Let He Who Is Without Sin..." - Season 5, Episode 7 (11/11/96)

"I will do as I please! I am on vacation." - Lt. Cmdr. Worf

If imdb.com is to be believed, this is the worst episode of the series, as it sits at the bottom of their rating barrel. And yes, it's not good, but I don't believe it to be the worst of the series. The scene where Worf explains why he's so stoic is worth bumping the episode up a few notches on its own. That scene works beautifully, and helps the episode overcome its deeply stupid plot. Some futuristic moral majority buttholes try to keep everyone from having fun on Risa, the Federation's already established hedonistic vacation planet. Their logic isn't entirely ridiculous, as they warn of what would happen to the Federation if the Borg, Dominion, or Romulans decide to attack, and the Trek universe experiences two of those events within the year. But their tactics are dumb, their leader is dumb, and this plot is dumb. Also, Vanessa Williams is there.

Trivial Note - The in-universe explanation for Worf's un-Klingon-like stoicism is given here, and it's the best part of the episode. The real reason for it is that Michael Dorn's prosthetics wouldn't stay in place if he became too animated during the early Next Generation episodes, so the producers changed his character from a more typically boisterous Klingon to the stern, gruff character that we came to know and love.

158. "One Little Ship" - Season 6, Episode 14 (2/18/98)

"This is the story of a little ship, that took a little trip." - Lt. Cmdr. Worf

I'm not going to say that this episode is completely unenjoyable (and we're not that far from moving into the "good episode" section of the list), but all the dumb on display here is nearly too much to take. I know Star Trek has made a long habit of trading on science fiction-y dumbness, but this one may be a little bridge too far. As much as the shrunken runabout plot is ridiculous on its face, the stupidity of the Jem'Hadar here is probably harder to take. The whole concept of a rivalry between Jem'Hadar created in the Alpha Quadrant and the originals who were bred in the Gamma Quadrant isn't ludicrous, but the Alphas act like colossal morons. That stupidity is the only reason all our heroes aren't violently killed, so it's difficult to accept. Plus, the Jem'Hadar always managed to maintain their air of ultimate badassery in the series, except here.

Trivial Note - Unusually for the series - especially this late in the game - the whole Alpha-Gamma Jem'Hadar thing is never mentioned again. This could be attributed to all the Gamma Quadrant troops being killed off, since no replacements are ever able to arrive from that side of the wormhole. Or it could be attributed to how dumb the concept came off in this episode. If being engineered specifically for combat in the Alpha Quadrant means becoming an arrogant buffoon, the Founders must really have thought very little of the Alpha Quadrant powers.

157. "Playing God" - Season 2, Episode 17 (2/27/94)

"Jadzia Dax is not Curzon Dax, but I am Dax. And I'm slowly coming to terms with what that means to me." - Lt. Jadzia Dax

This is an oddball story, as it's clearly two very different ideas sort-of uncomfortably crammed together. The episode's title and some of it's most interesting material comes from what's really the B-plot, the story of the proto-universe that starts developing into a full one. The A-story is focused on Dax trying to show a potential Trill host the ropes, and it picks at the nature of how Jadzia herself ended up becoming the host of the Dax symbiont. Neither story is bad, but they don't really go together and both wind up getting short-shrifted a little bit. Honestly, I have no idea how the resolution of the proto-universe plot actually solves anything, since they just dump the stuff in the Gamma Quadrant. Shouldn't it still become a full universe and destroy everything, just like it would've done if they had dumped it in the Alpha Quadrant?

Trivial Note - Sisko mentions the Borg in his log entry about the proto-universe. The Borg are only seen in this show in the pilot, and they're only occasionally referenced after that. This would've seemed strange when the show premiered, since the Borg had quickly become one of Trek's most recognizable creations, but keeping them on the sidelines worked out well for the show, as they got an unstoppable threat of their own at the end of season two in the form of the Dominion. The Borg were left to be dealt with (effectively) by the Next Generation crew in Star Trek: First Contact (easily one of the three best Trek movies) and (less effectively) by the Voyager crew on that series.

156. "Babel" - Season 1, Episode 5 (1/24/93)

"Major larks true pepper..." - Chief Miles O'Brien

Of all the reworked Next Generation pitches that populate the first couple of seasons of DS9, this is the reworked Next Generation-est. Everything about this episode screams TNG (or even The Original Series), and not what this series would become. Other than that, though, it's a more-or-less reasonable hour of TV. It is one of a handful of episodes from the various Trek shows that had way higher stakes than the viewer is likely to remember. Because it's such a dopey sci-fi plot, it's easy to forget that people die from the language disease, and the entire population of the station was close to dying to from it. Somehow, it doesn't feel that grandiose in retrospect, probably because it's obvious all the way through that nobody important was ever in any real danger. Such are the rules of television.

Trivial Note - This is Ira Steven Behr's first writing credit for the show (he's one of four credited writers). Behr wrote for The Next Generation during season three of that series, but left afterward because he didn't like writing for characters who weren't allowed to conflict with one another (one of Gene Roddenberry's stupid, leftover rules from the rough early days of that show). He returned to write for this series since character conflict was to be major component and eventually became the showrunner for the final five seasons.

155. "Distant Voices" - Season 3, Episode 18 (4/10/95)

"After experiencing life at a hundred-plus, turning thirty doesn't seem that bad anymore." - Dr. Julian Bashir

This episode's plot is thoroughly ridiculous, even by Star Trek standards, but the main selling point is Alexander Siddig's performance as Bashir (he was still credited as Siddig El Fadil in these days). Somehow, through all the old age makeup, he maintains an air of dignity to the end, plus he doesn't come off as a moron reciting some the preposterous expository dialogue he's given in the middle. And even though the Garak who's in this episode isn't actually Garak most of the time, the pairing of Siddig and Andrew Robinson almost always works. But, still, this story is pretty ridiculous.

Trivial Note - In season one's "Q-Less", Bashir tells a woman he's flirting with why he finished second in his class at Starfleet Medical instead of first. He mistook a pre-ganglionic fiber for a post-ganglionic nerve. The writers thought these things were similar because they sorta sound similar, but really they are nothing alike and no medical student would ever confuse them. This episode implies that Bashir erred on purpose to explain away the prior line to audience members who actually know what those medical terms mean. Season five's "Doctor Bashir, I Presume?" firmly establishes that Bashir did err on purpose, for reasons the writers hadn't yet thought of.

154. "Prophet Motive" - Season 3, Episode 16 (2/20/95)

"If they want their money back...give it to them?!" - Quark

This is an odd episode, even by Ferengi standards, because it involves the Prophets in a way that's strange for the show. They never seem to take any interest in anything that doesn't directly involve Sisko and his purpose as Emissary, except here. The script explains how this happens satisfactorily, but the whole flow feels a bit off, still. There's some wonderful interplay between Armin Shimerman, Max Grodenchik, and Wallace Shawn in the middle of the episode, with Grodenchik starting to emerge as one of the show's secret weapons. His delivery of, "He says I'm malleable," is one of the single best line readings on the series. But still, the episode sort of falls flat overall.

Trivial Note - Several notes, actually. This is the first episode to be directed by Rene Auberjonois, who plays Odo. He was the second cast member to become a regular director for the series, after Avery Brooks. Many of his directorial efforts are Ferengi episodes. This is only time that Zek's manservant Maihar'du speaks, though he only speaks as a representation of the Prophets (this is also done with Morn later). Also, Zek and Quark are the only characters to have contact with the Prophets aside from Sisko. And finally, the idea that the Prophets' sense of morality may not line up with ours begins here, as they basically mind-rape Zek. That's a pretty heinous thing to do, no matter the intent. This comes up again later when the truth about Sisko's mother is revealed in season seven, though the show itself never really examines the Prophets' actions in either case.

153. "Second Sight" - Season 2, Episode 9 (11/21/93)

"Let there be light!" - Prof. Gideon Seyetik

This is another season two episode that doesn't seem to quite know what it wants to be. The two storylines are dovetailed together in the later stages of the script, a la "Playing God", but they still feel too disjointed to flow into one cohesive whole. The rule about one-off romances applies here, as Sisko and Fenna only kinda feel like a possible couple, and the whole astral projection reveal at the end is fairly ludicrous. But the real winner of the episode is Richard Kiley, who plays the egomaniacal Prof. Seyetik to the hilt. I don't know - as forced as it may have been, his noble sacrifice at the end had some real feeling to it.

Trivial Note - Sisko mentions that the anniversary of his wife's death was "yesterday" in the beginning. As the pilot episode establishes, Jennifer Sisko was killed at the Battle of Wolf 359, which took place during the Next Generation classic "The Best of Both Worlds". The anniversary date seems to be off by a few months, but whatever. It's not like Star Trek fans would notice a detail like that.

152. "Extreme Measures" - Season 7, Episode 23 (5/19/99)

"Next time you take a trip inside someone's mind, you're going on your own!" - Chief Miles O'Brien

That quote up there from O'Brien is really just good advice in general. This episode is almost amazingly ridiculous, especially since apparently the inside of a master spy's mind is just a series of bland corridors, but the fact that it takes place during the show's closing nine-episode arc both helps and hurts it. Given what happens in the episodes around it, this tale seems even more ludicrous, but it's narrative importance in the final arc helps buoy it a bit. It also helps that 1 - William Sadler always played Luther Sloan really well, no matter how ridiculous the material he was given was, and 2 - the episode starts with a great scene between Kira and a near-death Odo. Plus, I guess this story isn't all that different from Inception, and people liked that, right?

Trivial Note - While this had already been revealed in the previous episode, this story deals most directly with Section 31's use of Odo as the vector for a virus that was intended to eventually wipe out all the Changelings in the Great Link. They infected him when he was on Earth back in season four's "Homefront", though at the time that episode aired, Section 31, Luther Sloan, and the virus had not yet been concocted by the writers.

151. "Dax" - Season 1, Episode 8 (2/14/93)

"When one of my kind stumbles, Benjamin, it is a mistake that's there forever." - Lt. Jadzia Dax

Of all the characters in season one, Dax receives easily the least amount of development. This is the only Dax-focused story in the season, and even here, in an episode named after her character, Terry Farrell mostly just sits around while other people do all the talking. Sisko and Odo are the real active protagonists here, with Sisko acting as Dax's attorney and Odo doing his awesome Odo-cop thing. I do think there's something to the episode's reveal about the ungentlemanly actions of the oft-mentioned Curzon, but you can still see the series slowly settling into what it would later become.

Trivial Note - D.C. Fontana is one of the credited writers of this episode. Fontana was one of the core writers on The Original Series and The Animated Series, and also wrote for The Next Generation in its early days. The D in D.C. is for Dorothy, but she went by her initials to hide her gender from her mostly male audience. She's also a partial inspiration (though not the main one) for Major Kira's 1950's Earth analogue in the season six classic "Far Beyond the Stars".

150. "Resurrection" - Season 6, Episode 8 (11/17/97)

"You know what I saw when I looked into that orb? You and me, together on Bajor. We had a life, a family." - Bareil Antos

In a comeback that not many were really clamoring for, the Mirror Universe allows for the return of Bareil, Kira's fairly bland love interest from the first three seasons. Oddly though, Philip Anglim seems a thousand times more comfortable playing this version of Bareil, a scoundrelous thief, than he ever did playing Bareil the holy man. I don't know, maybe he just felt more at ease playing a guy who was able to relax a little bit. The dinner scene between he, Kira, Dax, and Worf is legitimately charming. Unfortunately (I'm using that word a lot here in the early portion of the list), the Intendant shows up and more-or-less derails the story. It's amazing that such a fan favorite character could ruin such a fan unfavorite character's episode, but thems the breaks.

Trivial Note - This is such a bottle episode that they didn't even bother rearranging the standing sets to film scenes in the Mirror Universe. Of all the MU episodes, this is the only one that takes place entirely in the regular universe.

149. "Melora" - Season 2, Episode 6 (10/31/93)

"You let me fly for the first time. I let you walk. We're even." - Dr. Julian Bashir

This episode is mainly interesting for one thing, and that's seeing that season two Bashir isn't going to be the irritating motormouth he was in season one. We'd already had five episodes to notice the difference, but this is the first one where it's plainly apparent, as his way with women is way less sleazy than it was in the prior season. Fortunately, this more likable Bashir was here to stay. Beyond that, we get a loose disability allegory, which the Melora character sort of hammers home too hard. She softens as the episode progresses, but her entrance into the story doesn't do the character any favors.

Trivial Note - Melora's low-gravity home environment was the original concept for the character that would become Jadzia Dax. The inability to walk in regular gravity, but the ability to fly in her native lower gravity would've been a major aspect of the Dax character. The budget wouldn't allow for it, however, as the technical challenges of rigging the actress for flight would've dragged the whole production down, so the idea was recycled for a one-off here.

148. "The Ascent" - Season 5, Episode 9 (11/25/96)

"Because Solid or Changeling, you're still a miserable, self-hating misanthrope. That's who you are, and that's who you'll always be." - Quark

The best of the Orion Syndicate episodes is the one where nobody from the Orion Syndicate actually shows up. Also, it's still only number 148 out of 173. So, yeah, not really feeling the Orion Syndicate. Here, Quark and Odo are marooned together on a planet that looks like the mountains in California, and they have to climb to the top of Mt. Whitney, basically, to have any hope of surviving. As always, there's some good banter between the two, but the story just doesn't really do much for me. There was never a sense that they were in any real danger. Also, the location shooting makes their makeup look way less convincing for some reason, especially Quark's.

Trivial Note - Before the runabout crashes, Quark offers to play a game of fizzbin with Odo, which Odo declines. Fizzbin is the made-up card game that Capt. Kirk used to pull one over on the mob planet guys in the awesomely stupid Original Series classic "A Piece of the Action". Popular fiction these days could use a few more mob planets.

147. "Rules of Engagement" - Season 4, Episode 18 (4/8/96)

"Life is a great deal more complicated in this red uniform." - Lt. Cmdr. Worf

Another clunky episode in the otherwise sterling fourth season, this episode fails on several basic levels. Why would a ship be cloaked if it was just a civilian transport that got lost? Why would the Federation allow an extradition hearing with a government that it has no formal relations with? Who knows? Plus, courtroom episodes tend to be sort-of bland. But this one does have a few things going for it. Director LeVar Burton (Geordi La Forge on TNG, and of course, star of Roots and Reading Rainbow) uses an interesting technique during the many testimonies in the episode, having the actors speak directly to the camera both in the courtroom itself and in the flashbacks. That was a cool twist on something that's usually pretty dull. Also, the idea of a Klingon lawyer is sorta fun. More fun than the Vulcan judge, at least.

Trivial Note - I mentioned that LeVar Burton directed this episode. He directed ten episodes of the show overall, and four in season four alone. He started directing episodes of The Next Generation late in that show's run and carried over to this series after that one ended. He also directed several episodes of Voyager and Enterprise.

146. "Afterimage" - Season 7, Episode 3 (10/14/98)

"It's a strange sensation, dying. No matter how many time it happens to you, you never get used to it." - Ensign Ezri Dax

The necessary Ezri episode early in season seven, "Afterimage" is an odd mixture of successes and failures, much like the Ezri character in general. She's a bit of a punching bag for many fans of the series, but I don't know exactly how the show was supposed to make this character work, with only a season left to do it. While the character's neuroses may be off-putting to many, they really make a lot of sense given the traumatic nature of her joining with the Dax symbiont. This episode wades pretty far into that, and kind-of gets where it needs to go at the end. The logic by which she's made station counselor is pretty tortured, but her scenes with Garak and Worf are mostly successful. And Andrew Robinson's performance during Garak's dressing down of Ezri is viciously wonderful (or was it wonderfully vicious?).

Trivial Note - In the margins here, Bashir and O'Brien's Alamo holosuite program is first introduced. This program is mentioned, but not seen, several times in season seven, with O'Brien making a diorama of the battle as well. The idea of a small force facing overwhelming odds definitely jibes with the Dominion War arc in the last two seasons of the show. The Alamo also inspires a wonderful little conversation between Bashir, O'Brien, and Worf in "Once More Unto the Breach", which I'll probably bring up in that episode's entry.

145. "Equilibrium" - Season 3, Episode 4 (10/17/94)

"If you want to know who you are, it's important to know who you've been." - Lt. Jadzia Dax

This is a fine enough story, I guess. We're hitting the stretch of the list where the episodes are fairly average, which often makes it hard to say anything about them. The whole conspiracy about the Trills BS-ing the initiation process for hosts is basically forgotten after this episode, and I'm not sure where that story realistically could've gone. Jadzia is great, but the sociological details of her species are way less interesting than the sociological details of most of the rest of the major alien races present in the series. I don't know why that is, it just is.

Trivial Note - The serial killer Joran Dax is introduced here, and a version of him reappears two more times, in season three's "Facets" and season seven's "Field of Fire". His character is presented pretty differently in each appearance. Here, he's a misunderstood artist who violently lashes out. In "Facets", he's a deeply terrifying monster, and in "Field of Fire", he's basically just a butthole. More on that later.

144. "Profit and Loss" - Season 2, Episode 18 (3/20/94)

"That's the thing about love - no one really understands it, do they?" - Elim Garak

Of all the episodes down here toward the bottom of the list, this one had the most potential. The script is pretty obviously a riff on Casablanca, which was apparently even more obvious in the original drafts, but threats of legal action forced the producers to ease back on the homage. The end result of all that wrangling is an episode that needed to either be less of a Casablanca remake or more of one. The whole thing just feels forced, and is a waste of a plot that seemed well-suited to the more roguish characters that populate DS9's margins. Still, I give them points for the effort.

Trivial Note - An earthquake hit Southern California during the filming of this episode, and many of the actors went home while still in full makeup to check on family members. This had to really screw with at least one person's head. Also, Mary Crosby, who plays Quark's Cardassian love interest, is the daughter of Bing Crosby and the aunt of Denise Crosby, who played Tasha Yar on The Next Generation.

143. "Chrysalis" - Season 7, Episode 5 (10/28/98)

"We're genetically engineered. We do everything fast." - Dr. Julian Bashir

The main issue I have with this episode is how medically unethical Bashir's relationship with Sarina is. As opposed to other one-off romance episodes, the chemistry between Alexander Siddig and Faith Salie is on-point here, and Salie generally plays Sarina as a very likable, sympathetic character. It's Bashir who's really off, as he hurtles headlong into a relationship that he should've been smart enough to slow-play (and professional enough to avoid altogether). Also, while impressive, the singing scene with Bashir's genetically enhanced misfits went on entirely too long.

Trivial Note - Strangely enough, Faith Salie is the best part of the episode as Sarina, but she actually had to re-audition for the role. She played Sarina as nearly catatonic in season six's "Statistical Probabilities", and was asked to re-audition here since the character would now be given dialogue and have to carry much of the plot. Recasting would've been a big mistake.

142. "Ferengi Love Songs" - Season 5, Episode 20 (4/21/97)

"But living with those people, day in and day out, being exposed to their ethics...their morality...it's like I've been brainwashed!" - Quark

Among the more farcical of the Ferengi farces is this late season five entry. This is the episode where Ishka, Quark and Rom's mother, begins her affair with the Grand Nagus. Back on the station, Rom and Leeta have a dispute about money that threatens their impending marriage. As is the case with a few episodes in this stretch of the list, the two stories are mostly fine, but they don't flow together super well. Forced farce (oh yeah) is the worst kind of farce. It becomes tiresome too easily. Redeeming the episode, though, is Ishka's general awesomeness and the running gag of everyone transporting in and out of Quark's closet. That's the kind of nonsense that shouldn't work, but does.

Trivial Note - This is the third of four episodes to deal directly with the situation faced by Ferengi females, after "Rules of Acquisition" and "Family Business", and before "Profit and Lace". (It's also mentioned or is part of a B-plot in several other episodes.) This move towards gender equality is the only real ongoing storyline in the Ferengi farces, and the story is worthwhile, even as the episodes dip in quality as it goes along.

141. "Fascination" - Season 3, Episode 10 (11/28/94)

"Commander, you throw one hell of a party!" - Quark

Speaking of farce, "Fascination" is about as old-school a farce as DS9 ever attempted, and the results are mixed. Avery Brooks (Capt. Sisko) directs this episode rather well, his third directorial effort of the series. The orchestrated chaos that breaks out at Sisko's party at the end is well-staged, and the episode maintains a sense of energy that "Ferengi Love Songs" doesn't. The explanation for why everybody's suddenly deeply in love with somebody random is pretty damn silly, but I'm generally OK with this episode. Nana Visitor, Terry Farrell, and Rosalind Chao all get to wear much better clothes than most people in a Star Trek series are ever allowed to wear, and the Odo/Lwaxana relationship continues to work better than it should.

Trivial Note - I'll tread lightly, so as to avoid spoiling another show, but this is the last time Vedek Bareil appears before he's killed off in "Life Support". That his second-to-last appearance comes in a romantic farce involving characters suddenly, artificially becoming infatuated with one another is very similar to what happens to a certain love interest in season two of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. In both cases, these characters were the first major recurring players to be killed off on their respective series.

140. "Covenant" - Season 7, Episode 9 (11/25/98)

"I have always found that, uh, when people try to convince others of their beliefs, it's because they're really just trying to convince themselves." - Col. Kira Nerys

This episode is difficult to rate because certain aspects of it work really well, while others fall horribly flat. First the bad - this is not a well-directed hour of TV. The pacing is weird, the editing is weird, and many of the performances are wooden. It's hard to overcome these issues. However, there is good stuff here. Just about any episode featuring the pairing Kira and Dukat is going to have some redeeming value, and the script's exploration of cult behavior was actually very timely (more on that below). I'll dig into the Pah-wraith storyline more as more episodes involving it pop up, but this one, like just about every episode involving the PW's, is a decidedly mixed bag.

Trivial Note - This episode was inspired by the Heaven's Gate cult. In 1997, 39 people committed mass suicide as the Hale-Bopp Comet passed by Earth, believing that they were aliens and would be transported to a spaceship that was hidden behind the comet. Episode co-writer David Weddle had written about cults for a couple of newspapers prior to his stint as a writer on DS9, and felt the need to write about one again here. This is probably why the cult behavior element of the episode works so well.

139. "If Wishes Were Horses" - Season 1, Episode 16 (5/16/93)

"I wonder if you appreciate how unique that imagination of yours really is." - Buck Bokai

You might think 139 is too high for an episode with a premise like this, and maybe you're right. I've mentioned that multiple early episodes were reworked Next Generation stories. Well, this one feels more like an Original Series episode (or an early, bad TNG episode) than any other DS9 effort (even the one where the crew actually goes back in time to The Original Series). The goofy premise; the humanity is a special flower-type moral. Those are the all-too-common tenets of Gene Roddenberry's influential, yet flawed and repetitive style of storytelling. I mean, look at that quote up there. Believe me, nothing that doofy ever comes up on DS9 again. Yet, I rate this episode at least quasi-high because it's competently made (and was apparently somewhat difficult to film), and...

Trivial Note - ...because this is where Sisko gets his baseball. I mentioned before (back in the first entry) that DS9 did an admirable job of maintaining narrative continuity over its seven seasons, as the events of season one (largely disconnected from the other seasons stylistically) still get referenced fairly often throughout the rest of the show. No example is clearer than the baseball the alien masquerading as Buck Bokai gives to Sisko at the end. The sport of baseball is a powerful metaphor in the series, starting in the pilot, and this actual baseball comes to represent everything about our intrepid hero, Benjamin Lafayette Sisko. We'll discuss this more in the entries for "Call to Arms", "Sacrifice of Angels", "Tears of the Prophets", "Image in the Sand", "Shadows and Symbols", and "What You Leave Behind". Also, the character Buck Bokai was mentioned by Jake in "The Storyteller", and the London Kings, his team, were mentioned in a throwaway line by Data in TNG's "The Big Goodbye". Data established that the man who broke Joe DiMaggio's hitting streak record played for the Kings, so kudos to the DS9 staff for keeping up with that in the pre-internet era.

Okey dokey, that's 35 down and approximately 57,312 to go. (Actually 138.) I'll keep the line moving with this list over the next several days, so look for Part 2 soon. While you've got both Star Trek and Atlanta Classic Comics on your mind-grapes, perhaps maybe you should check out ACC's selection of Trek comics, figurines, and whatnot. We may very well have what you want, as per the will of the Great River.

Until next time, walk with the Prophets, children.

Part II | Part III | Part IV | Part V

Father's Day Sale EXTENDED!

Father's Day Sale EXTENDED!

This week we're doing something crazy... running a week long sale... WHAT!? Yup, it is true. Open up for deets on how you can score some sweet comic merch at a discount... ALL WEEK LONG!

Weekend Sale!

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Sometimes you find a gold nugget in a pile of dirt...

I assume this can happen at least.. I'm not a miner, gemologist, or a rocks & minerals aficionado of any kind, but I do know comics. And every now and then, you literally find a diamond or too in a giant pile of coal.

Tuesday, I heard a knock on our door, I was back in the warehouse portion of the shop so it was kind of faint. I wandered up front and saw a man standing outside of our door, to be honest, he looked kind of homeless, I thought that he might have been lost as I hadn't gotten any calls about any collections coming in.

I opened the door and asked him if I could help him. He said he had a small collection of comic books he wanted me to look at. I was kind of surprised but welcomed him in so I could review what he had.

The books were in a small plastic container, it was barely wide enough for the books to fit inside so I had to kind of flip them all out at once. That was kind of a bad idea, there were only about 25 books in the container, but almost all of them were so beat up, worn, torn, ragged, flaky, etc. 

You would have thought I flipped over a container full of confetti as many pieces of chipped comic fluttered down onto my desk. 

At this point, I'm just in the, "let me look through these books real quick, tell him I'm not interested, and get back to work" mode. Afterall, I'm not trying to be rude or anything, but these things are in terrible shape. Several were coverless, many more were detached from the covers, and what was left was in generally "VG" condition at the best. 

I began flipping through the books, in my head I'm thinking "worthless, trash, worthless, worthless, trash, etc." But then, like the sun peering out from a foggy sky, there it was, the unmistakable Orange & Black lettering of a beautiful copy of Amazing Spider-Man # 300. Like a forgotten corvette in an old barn, it was just sitting there in the middle of the stack. 

Now don't get me wrong, it wasn't a chromium variant, or a graded 9.8. But it was a solid FN-ish copy of the issue, and certainly the most valuable thing in the stack by a country mile. 

I held it in my hands almost in disbelief. You may be thinking "it's just a FN ASM #300, what's it worth $200 max?, what's the big deal?" The big deal is, it was a reminder that you should NEVER keep looking. No matter how bad you think it is, every now and then, a collection will surprise you and you too may find a $100 bill in the middle of a bunch of monopoly money.

If you're interested in our barn find, it was just listed tonight, the guy also had a Legends # 3, which was unfortunately in the VG range, but it's the cheapest one on "the bay" so if you're looking for a nice reader copy, go grab it up!

And remember folks, miracles can happen to you too! So next time you're sorting through an entire run of Power Pack & Alpha Flight back to back, keep your eyes open, you never know what will be behind that next issue!

-Jeff///ACC

Now You See Me 2...

Just when you thought we got a TON of cool & free stuff to help promote "Civil War" the good people at Lionsgate TOTALLY blew us out of the water with what they sent over.

I'm talking Playing cards, posters, hats, t-shirts, more posters, the stuff is literally taking up the whole couch in my office. And honestly, I like to sit on my couch from time to time. So we need to give this stuff away guys!

I'm going to slip some of the smaller stuff that won't get damaged (hats, shirts, cards) into orders starting on Monday, but for everything else, we're going to partner with another store here in the Atlanta area to help get it all displayed. 

So if you're anywhere in the ATL and want to pick up a free poster (these posters are VERY cool guys, I'll add pics tomorrow, but they're way better than you're average generic movie poster.), hat, shirt, cards, or some other cool stuff, swing by Randyland in Douglasville, Ga. anytime over the weekend to check it out. 

I have a feeling that this is only the beginning for us interacting with these awesome studios, so even if you can't make it out this weekend or are out of town, don't worry, I'm sure we'll continue to get cool smaller items that I can include in future orders for you.

Also, if you're in the ATL and would like to go to an advance screening of Now You See Me 2, swing by Randyland to pick up a ticket, or email me to arrange a meet-up. The screening is on Tuesday June 7th in Alpharetta, Ga. I'll add all the details & times to this post tomorrow.

A quick thought about the actual movie & not just about the amazing people at Lionsgate in the marketing dept. This one looks GOOD guys! Star studded cast, incredibly good original, awesome premise, and a Franco... this one has it all! And don't forget, you may get to see a fight seen between the Hulk, Harry Potter & Lex Luthor. Tell me you wouldn't want that!!!

So go support the good people at Lionsgate as they're doing their best to reach out and get some really cool stuff into the hands of YOU the fans! Movie comes out June 10th. 

-Jeff///ACC 

End Of Week Wrap-Up

End Of Week Wrap-Up

This week's funny & interesting stories all compiled into one bite sized post.

New Hauls!

New Hauls!

We've been on a roll this week, plenty of new stock coming to the site starting tonight, highlights inside.